Travel jokes
I traveled through time to get my dad back.
I failed because I was 1e21 years off.
What is the difference between interstate and intercourse?
Confucius say: "Gay man who take far, far away trip, hates to leave friends behind."
787 bowing.
I had fresh coconut the last time I went to Hawaii. It’s a tough nut to crack.
Is water wet?
Leaving for Disneyland! See you guys on Tuesday!
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
What's the worst time to fly a plane?
Why did the man get on the bus to get sussy?
Anyone go to Success Jonesboro, AR?
When your mum went to the UK and wore a yellow jacket, everyone started yelling "Taxi! Taxi!"
Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.
Last week I went on a whale watch.
After everyone had piled onto a boat, they loaded the boat onto a trailer and drove to your house.
"Buy a man an airplane ticket, he will fly once. Throw a man off an airplane and he will fly for the rest of his life."
- Sun Tzu
Why did Jordan cross the road? So he could get to his house.
The Emo kid was late to his flight, so he needed to cut to the chase.
My wife is so fat! I took her to the Grand Canyon. She fell in and got stuck!
My girlfriend is so stupid, she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying at a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.
Jonny went to Disney and they had sour balls. He asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.