Travel jokes
Why did the Italian cross the road?
C'era un uliveto.
I got a GTR yesterday, now my kids say, "GTR we there yet?"
The reason your dad never came back with the milk is 'cause he ran 88 mph downhill.
The best way to enjoy Port Arthur is to shoot through--a quote by comedian Isaac Butterfield.
What is the difference between cunnilingus and a confused Parisian tourist?
One lapses into French, the other Frenches into laps.
"Back To The Future"-Doc: You can time travel to anytime in HISTORY, Marty, but NEVER go to the year 2021.....
"You think THAT'S bad?!? Remember the time I was in Paris with Donny de Francovich?"
There's a plane crash. Every single person died.
Who lived? The married people!
What's up with airline food?
Jerry: My dad got into a fight on a plane.
Jeremy: That's just *plane* crazy!
Should be good night and walk walk home.
To make tea, road, road, road, road.
Case.
The space of space, Der der.
The chosen week was chosen.
Object.
Der mezzer lakes.
I traveled through time to get my dad back.
I failed because I was 1e21 years off.
Confucius say: "Gay man who take far, far away trip, hates to leave friends behind."
Last week I went on a whale watch.
After everyone had piled onto a boat, they loaded the boat onto a trailer and drove to your house.
My girlfriend is so stupid, she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying at a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.
When your mum went to the UK and wore a yellow jacket, everyone started yelling "Taxi! Taxi!"
My wife is so fat! I took her to the Grand Canyon. She fell in and got stuck!
What is the difference between interstate and intercourse?
When you got on an airplane, the flight attendant asked which hairline you were flying with.