Travel jokes
The best way to enjoy Port Arthur is to shoot through--a quote by comedian Isaac Butterfield.
Leaving for Disneyland! See you guys on Tuesday!
"Back To The Future"-Doc: You can time travel to anytime in HISTORY, Marty, but NEVER go to the year 2021.....
787 bowing.
I had fresh coconut the last time I went to Hawaii. It’s a tough nut to crack.
Memes
Me after hearing
What is the difference between cunnilingus and a confused Parisian tourist?
One lapses into French, the other Frenches into laps.
"You think THAT'S bad?!? Remember the time I was in Paris with Donny de Francovich?"
There's a plane crash. Every single person died.
Who lived? The married people!
"Nepal is a good place because it has been a great time for me."
A man walks into an AA meeting and asks for a roadmap.
What's up with airline food?
Jerry: My dad got into a fight on a plane.
Jeremy: That's just *plane* crazy!
Should be good night and walk walk home.
What's the most delicious city in the world? Hamburg.
Last week I went on a whale watch.
After everyone had piled onto a boat, they loaded the boat onto a trailer and drove to your house.
Confucius say: "Gay man who take far, far away trip, hates to leave friends behind."
Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.
"Buy a man an airplane ticket, he will fly once. Throw a man off an airplane and he will fly for the rest of his life."
- Sun Tzu
What is the difference between interstate and intercourse?
When your mum went to the UK and wore a yellow jacket, everyone started yelling "Taxi! Taxi!"