Travel jokes

Why do orphans hate plane rides?

Because there’s no home to come back to.

I sat down and reminisced about the past. I remembered all the people I've lost along the way.

Maybe becoming a tour guide wasn't a good idea.

The best way to enjoy Port Arthur is to shoot through--a quote by comedian Isaac Butterfield.

"You think THAT'S bad?!? Remember the time I was in Paris with Donny de Francovich?"

There's a plane crash. Every single person died.

Who lived? The married people!

"Back To The Future"-Doc: You can time travel to anytime in HISTORY, Marty, but NEVER go to the year 2021.....

Leaving for Disneyland! See you guys on Tuesday!

What is the difference between cunnilingus and a confused Parisian tourist?

One lapses into French, the other Frenches into laps.

787 bowing.

"Nepal is a good place because it has been a great time for me."

A man walks into an AA meeting and asks for a roadmap.

Should be good night and walk walk home.

What's up with airline food?

Jerry: My dad got into a fight on a plane.

Jeremy: That's just *plane* crazy!

When you got on an airplane, the flight attendant asked which hairline you were flying with.

What is the difference between interstate and intercourse?

Confucius say: "Gay man who take far, far away trip, hates to leave friends behind."

I traveled through time to get my dad back.

I failed because I was 1e21 years off.

Why did Jordan cross the road? So he could get to his house.

What's the most delicious city in the world? Hamburg.