Q: Why can't you run through a campground?
A: You can only ran, because it's past tents!
What do we call a skeleton who has a ton of travels?
A skele-TON!
Why did the cow go to space?
To get ice cream!
Why did the Indian cross the road?
To get to the curry shop.
What do you call a Flying Pilot? Because he can go pee on the plane!
Did you hear that Joe contracted Sugondese Ligma on his trip to Suggon, and now he won’t be able to make it to Saw Con?
Why didn't R. Kelly go to Germany to fuck teens? The legal age there is 14...Like bro hop on a plane and fuck a 14 year old hooker!
Riddle: I don't move, I travel across the world, but I never leave the corner. What am I?
Answer: A stamp.
What does a husband of a woman do when he is horny?
He goes on a business trip with 100 $1 dollar bills.
A whale went to the country Wales for vacation.
When it ended, what did he say? "I had a whale of a time!"
China is a place. I once went to Buckingham Palace.
My wife told me, "Don't buy 1 gun while on your trip," so I decided to buy 2 guns instead.
I guess this is pretty plane.
I am sorry I am just winging it.
Wow, I guess these jokes haven't taken off.
Wow, I just landed that one!
When a plane is having turbulence, it’s just the pilot shaking the steering.
Hey Hunter, Thomas here.
Why did the plane cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Thanks guys, remember to like it, means a lot!
WORLDWIDE RAP: Takin’ a Battery Park tour in Calgary, a Mali rapport and a factory in Lahore in an Annapolis store, Calgary's core, went to Nairobi’s floor and visited Valerie Moore, then bought some Shanghai decor and got salaries in Seoul’s war, studied the Vatican’s lore, wanted to see Manhattan’s allure and visit the Galilee shore to check Napoli’s score, a tragedy in Warsaw, Palmyra before, check out the cavalry corps, went to a Bali resort, a Madrid encore but had to take a Hackney detour.
A time traveler walks into a bar.
He orders a beer and a shot of whiskey.
Why can't white people go to Blackpool? Cuz they're not black.
The old cookoo master on the top of Mt. Qinshan told me this when I was eating sushi:
"The first bite tastes like heaven, the second takes you there."
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Well, a lock and a key were going on vacation, but the key said, "Help me, I'm stuck!" and then the lock said, "I think I am in lock-shary."
