Travel jokes
What's the worst time to fly a plane?
Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.
"Buy a man an airplane ticket, he will fly once. Throw a man off an airplane and he will fly for the rest of his life."
- Sun Tzu
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.
I sat down and reminisced about the past. I remembered all the people I've lost along the way.
Maybe becoming a tour guide wasn't a good idea.
Is water wet?
Why did the man get on the bus to get sussy?
Anyone go to Success Jonesboro, AR?
Jonny went to Disney and they had sour balls. He asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.
Leaving for Disneyland! See you guys on Tuesday!
Why did the Italian cross the road?
C'era un uliveto.
I got a GTR yesterday, now my kids say, "GTR we there yet?"
The reason your dad never came back with the milk is 'cause he ran 88 mph downhill.
I had fresh coconut the last time I went to Hawaii. It’s a tough nut to crack.
787 bowing.
The best way to enjoy Port Arthur is to shoot through--a quote by comedian Isaac Butterfield.
"Back To The Future"-Doc: You can time travel to anytime in HISTORY, Marty, but NEVER go to the year 2021.....
There's a plane crash. Every single person died.
Who lived? The married people!
What is the difference between cunnilingus and a confused Parisian tourist?
One lapses into French, the other Frenches into laps.
"You think THAT'S bad?!? Remember the time I was in Paris with Donny de Francovich?"
"Nepal is a good place because it has been a great time for me."