Travel jokes
Two Timetravers walk into a bar...
...the bartender then said, "Sorry, we don't serve Timetravers here."
Jimmy asks an elevator operator what he thinks of his job.
The operator shrugs and says, "It has its ups and downs!"
Why can’t you run in a campground?
Because it’s past tents.
I hate airplanes!
A blonde crashes an airplane.
Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?
Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.
Officer: *face palms self*
Also officer: Here's your sign.
Bus went vrrrrrrrm.
What do you call a flying bus?
An Airbus.
What time is it when you get home and you can walk walk home and walk walk?
"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
To make tea, road, road, road, road.
Case.
The space of space, Der der.
The chosen week was chosen.
Object.
Der mezzer lakes.
Confucius say: "Gay man who take far, far away trip, hates to leave friends behind."
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
I traveled through time to get my dad back.
I failed because I was 1e21 years off.
When you got on an airplane, the flight attendant asked which hairline you were flying with.
What is the difference between interstate and intercourse?
Why did Jordan cross the road? So he could get to his house.
When your mum went to the UK and wore a yellow jacket, everyone started yelling "Taxi! Taxi!"
My wife is so fat! I took her to the Grand Canyon. She fell in and got stuck!
Last week I went on a whale watch.
After everyone had piled onto a boat, they loaded the boat onto a trailer and drove to your house.
My girlfriend is so stupid, she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying at a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.