What time is it when you get home and you can walk walk home and walk walk?
I hate airplanes!
A blonde crashes an airplane.
Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?
Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.
Officer: *face palms self*
Also officer: Here's your sign.
How about that airplane food? I eat it when I'm high.
What do you call a flying bus?
An Airbus.
"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
Last week I went on a whale watch.
After everyone had piled onto a boat, they loaded the boat onto a trailer and drove to your house.
"Buy a man an airplane ticket, he will fly once. Throw a man off an airplane and he will fly for the rest of his life."
- Sun Tzu
The Emo kid was late to his flight, so he needed to cut to the chase.
Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.
My wife is so fat! I took her to the Grand Canyon. She fell in and got stuck!
What's the worst time to fly a plane?
I had fresh coconut the last time I went to Hawaii. It’s a tough nut to crack.
Why did the Italian cross the road?
C'era un uliveto.
I got a GTR yesterday, now my kids say, "GTR we there yet?"
The reason your dad never came back with the milk is 'cause he ran 88 mph downhill.
Jonny went to Disney and they had sour balls. He asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.
Why did the man get on the bus to get sussy?
Anyone go to Success Jonesboro, AR?
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
