Trip to Disneyland

Okay, so this guy is heading to Disneyland and telling everyone he'll see them on Tuesday. Now, why is this funny, you ask? Well, it ain't. It's about as funny as your last attempt to parallel park, which I heard involved a traffic cone and a very confused chihuahua. Fact: Disneyland is supposed to be the happiest place on Earth, but for some reason, you ain't gonna be happy. SAD!