Travel jokes
I followed the sun for a day (stood there at noon). I found myself at the same spot.
What is a Karen called in Europe?
An American.
What's the difference between China and New York City?
In China, the Asians ride ON the trains. In New York City, they usually end up riding UNDER them.
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going to the airport, which one gets there first? The lesbian, duh, they get there "lickety-split."
Spock went to the Enterprise's toilet and he knocked on it. "Kirk, are you in there?" Spock asked.
Kirk answered, "Hold on, I am making a captain's log."
Let me tell you how I escaped Iraq. Iran! (;)
Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it wanted to look up a 10 year old girl’s skirt.
What did one gay guy say to the other when they were packing for a trip?
"Want me to pack your shit?"
Chuck Norris doesn't fly on airplanes.
Airplanes fly on Chuck Norris.
Yesterday I purchased a world map and told my wife to throw a dart, and wherever it lands, I will take her. Turns out we're spending three weeks behind the fridge.
A lesbian couple and a gay couple are going to San Francisco. Who made it first?
The lesbian couple got there lickety-split.
The gay couple was still packing their shit.
Why were the rappers late for their flight?
They forgot to pack.
You are recently injured because of your job as a driving instructor, so you couldn't go on vacation with your friends.
Your friends tell you that they have an Asian pilot.
You realize, "They have a -1% survival rate!"
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going on a cruise. Who gets there first?
Obviously, the lesbian couple; they got their lickety-split. The gay couple was still packing their shit.
How do flat-earthers travel?
On a plane.
What's the difference between MH370 and my dad?
Both disappeared, but one killed 239 people.
I wonder if Kobe Bryant enjoyed his last flight.
Why did the steward not receive his passport? Because his face was not valid!
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America?
Once again, they don't fall for the trick!