Travel jokes
If you give someone a plane ticket, they will fly for a day, but if you push them out of a plane, they'll fly for the rest of their life.
What do you call an Indian plane that comes back?
A Boomerang.
I'm in school right now, but I'm on an airplane.
787 bowing.
Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again.
Low quality
The average human male walks for five miles, but the gas station is ten miles away. So why does it take fifteen years for my dad to buy cigarettes?
How does a crazy person get to the woods?
He takes the psychopath.
What is the most dangerous mountain? Kilimanjaro.
We are going to a country called Bangkok. When we are there, we will Bangkok.
What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.
Should be good night and walk walk home.
Anyone go to Success Jonesboro, AR?
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
Wanna know how I got away from Iraq? Iran.
What time is it when you get home and you can walk walk home and walk walk?
Three women—a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead—are riding through the desert on a dune buggy. About two hours later, their vehicle dies with no gas, and they're forced to travel to their destination on foot, but they all agree to carry something with them.
The brunette brings canteens of water.
The redhead takes a large beach umbrella.
The blonde somehow rips off the car door.
The redhead asks her, "Why did you take the whole car door?"
To which the blonde replied, "So I can roll down the window in case it gets too hot."
I can count the number of times I've been to Chernobyl on one hand. -- It's seven.
6 Germans walk into a bar... and only three walk out.
The reason your dad never came back with the milk is 'cause he ran 88 mph downhill.
I go to Venice to get a bigger penis.