Travel jokes

What is a Karen called in Europe?

An American.

What's the difference between China and New York City?

In China, the Asians ride ON the trains. In New York City, they usually end up riding UNDER them.

I followed the sun for a day (stood there at noon). I found myself at the same spot.

Spock went to the Enterprise's toilet and he knocked on it. "Kirk, are you in there?" Spock asked.

Kirk answered, "Hold on, I am making a captain's log."

A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going to the airport, which one gets there first? The lesbian, duh, they get there "lickety-split."

What did one gay guy say to the other when they were packing for a trip?

"Want me to pack your shit?"

Let me tell you how I escaped Iraq. Iran! (;)

Chuck Norris doesn't fly on airplanes.

Airplanes fly on Chuck Norris.

Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America?

Once again, they don't fall for the trick!

My grandmother made her passage on a boat. The thing wasn’t the only thing that went down.

Your dad died of hunger on the journey to find the milk.

Time flies by, doesn’t it?

But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.

What's the difference between MH370 and my dad?

Both disappeared, but one killed 239 people.

How do flat-earthers travel?

On a plane.

I wonder if Kobe Bryant enjoyed his last flight.

Yesterday I purchased a world map and told my wife to throw a dart, and wherever it lands, I will take her. Turns out we're spending three weeks behind the fridge.

You live in the airport.

Where did George go?

Washington, D.C.

Where does a pencil go to vacation? Pennsylvania.

I wasn't going to visit my family this December, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict. So I'm going home for the hollandaise.