Travel jokes
Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again.
I have a joke about time travel, but I'm not gonna share it. You guys didn't like it.
A rich man paid for a trip to space, but he couldn't go because the rocket was damaged. He received a refund and an apology.
Should we go to America for treatment?
We stayed in Essen and then left.
What do you call a kid with cancer walking through the airport?
•Terminal
You wanna know why I love trains?
They end my suffering.
I'm in school right now, but I'm on an airplane.
A pilot is having a talk with one of his passengers. The passenger asks, "Why did you become a pilot?" The pilot replies with, "To face my fears." The passenger then says, "You're afraid of heights?" "No, I'm afraid of dying alone."
How do you get 1 million followers?
You run through Africa with a bottle of water.
787 bowing.
Confucius says, "Man who walks through airport door sideways with erection, is going to Bangkok."
We were talking about ancient ruins last week, so I said they can ruin your day!
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. -- I lost my case.
Your mom is so small that she can fit in the luggage.
Wanna know how I got away from Iraq? Iran.
Last night I shared a bed with two of my friends because we were in a small hotel. We had strange dreams last night.
My friend on the left dreamed of getting a handjob.
So did my friend on the right.
I had a dream of skiing.
Three women—a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead—are riding through the desert on a dune buggy. About two hours later, their vehicle dies with no gas, and they're forced to travel to their destination on foot, but they all agree to carry something with them.
The brunette brings canteens of water.
The redhead takes a large beach umbrella.
The blonde somehow rips off the car door.
The redhead asks her, "Why did you take the whole car door?"
To which the blonde replied, "So I can roll down the window in case it gets too hot."
Why do orphans go to the ancient pyramids for vacation?
In hope to find a mummy.
What did the gay guy say to his boyfriend before leaving to go on vacation?
"Do you need help packing your shit?"
What time is it when you get home and you can walk walk home and walk walk?