Travel jokes
Jack and Rose went on a cruise to do it in the water.
Jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.
The 1645 service has been cancelled and has been replaced by a replacement bus service.
EasyJet would like to apologise to all of those who are travelling to Greece.
Why was the train late?
It kept getting sidetracked.
How can you help a llama on holiday?
Alpaca your bags.
Why did the steward not receive his passport? Because his face was not valid!
Memes
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way.
Maybe my budding career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
What's the slowest train in the world? A slow coach!
My mom once ate a full giant cheesecake, and we were walking to our flight back home, and she had to sh*t.
We were walking to the bathroom, and she full on [did it] in front of the carousel. She had a lump of poo in her pants... True story, haha!
Why do birds fly south?
Because it's too far to walk.
Why were the rappers late for their flight?
They forgot to pack.
A lesbian couple and a gay couple are going to San Francisco. Who made it first?
The lesbian couple got there lickety-split.
The gay couple was still packing their shit.
You are recently injured because of your job as a driving instructor, so you couldn't go on vacation with your friends.
Your friends tell you that they have an Asian pilot.
You realize, "They have a -1% survival rate!"
You live in the airport.
My grandmother made her passage on a boat. The thing wasn’t the only thing that went down.
Your dad died of hunger on the journey to find the milk.
There were four people who went to land... only three returned... Why?
They left someone for memories!
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America?
Once again, they don't fall for the trick!
What's the difference between MH370 and my dad?
Both disappeared, but one killed 239 people.
How do flat-earthers travel?
On a plane.