Transformation jokes

I used to have a friend who worked at a car shop who liked hunting.

I’m not friends with him anymore because he turned my dog into a car-pet.

What's black and white, black and white, black and white?

Michael Jackson.

What do you call a group of transgender women? Ex-Men.

At first, I was a boy trapped in a girl's body, then I was born.

One time I saw a manatee all spray painted to look like a tiger. Needless to say, the first thing I yelled was, "OH! THE HUMANATEE!"

I wondered if becoming a furry could help me escape my crippling depression...

Unfortunately, the veterinarian insisted that he still wasn't going to euthanize me.

Why did the cantaloupe 🍈 jump into the pool? It wanted to become a watermelon 🍉.

Once I saw a mirror... and that was when I got the ability to become a ghost.

Three blonde girls are on an island, and they are much too far away from land to swim. They find a genie on the island who offers them each one wish. The first girl says, "I wish I was smart enough to get off this island!" So the genie makes her a redheaded girl, she cuts down a tree, makes it into a boat, and proceeds to row off the island.

The next girl says, "I wish I was even smarter than her so I don't have to do so much manual labor!" So she turns into a brunette and makes a sailboat and lets the wind take her off the island.

The final girl says, "I wish I was smarter than both of them!" So she turns into a man and takes the bridge.

When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it leaves and never comes back.

RIP boiling water. You will be mist.