Transformation jokes
Suicide: Turning one's biology into complex organic chemistry.
In my locality, there was an orphanage but everybody in the locality was really sexist too, so they had to change the orphanage into a brothel 'cause everybody took the boys away and nobody was taking the girls and the manager didn't want to waste any 14-year-old pussy, did he?
How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?
The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.
What turns red, blue then white? The last person that I'd strangle.
I was like, soon dude, Little Johnny is Big boobs.
What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?
Autistemist Prime.
I’m becoming a litter bit more zebra everyday.
How do you turn a baby into a dog?
Douse it in gasoline, light a match, *WOOF*!
Three nuns died in a car crash. They went up to heaven at the pearly gates. The gatekeeper said, "This really should not have happened, so I am going to send you back to earth as different people. Tell me who you want to be or look like." The first nun said, "I want to look like Madonna." Puff, you look like her now, but you can’t use her name. And sent her down to earth. The second one said, "I want to look like Marilyn Monroe." He then makes her look like her and sends her down to earth. The third nun said, "I want to look like Sarah Pipalini." The gatekeeper says to her, "Sarah Pipalini, who is that?" She gives the gatekeeper a newspaper article. He reads it, shakes his head no, and says, "It’s not Sarah Pipalini, it's Sahara pipeline laid by 500 men."
How do you know when a joke has turned into a dad joke?
When it leaves you and never comes back.
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
He got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change.
Tails: Hey, Sonic, do you need payback? Oh, you are not a fat hedgehog, you are a snail.
Sonic: But I'm a fat snail because Dr. Eggman turned me into a snail.
Tails: I don't trust you, fat snail.
If you thought an inner-city black boy cannot transform into a deranged pale Karen... well, just look at Michael Jackson.
I have a lot of respect for trans women.
That surgery takes balls!
Your eyebrows turned into little butterflies and flew away!
One time I looked out the window and then I saw my sister, and she wasn’t even my sister anymore...
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
I actually think Paul Walker was a good man, he did not deserve to be burned alive.
He had a change of race tho when he died.
Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?
A: Tell the woman not to wash down there.
When pigs went to the desert, they turned into bacon.