When pigs went to the desert, they turned into bacon.
I lost $10,000, so I killed my piggy bank, so I get a real pig and money which my money is fake, but the janitor said it is real, so I killed myself and turned into a real human.
Your hairline is so bad that it turned Wonder Woman into Failure Man.
What is a nut that does magic?
A human that can turn into a nut!
A nut told me to eat him, so I did, but something weird happened. I turned into a nut, and when I poop, there were eggs there.
