Transformation jokes
Why did the cantaloupe 馃崍 jump into the pool? It wanted to become a watermelon 馃崏.
Once I saw a mirror... and that was when I got the ability to become a ghost.
I can change a "t" into a "p," just drink it and wait a few hours.
Three blonde girls are on an island, and they are much too far away from land to swim. They find a genie on the island who offers them each one wish. The first girl says, "I wish I was smart enough to get off this island!" So the genie makes her a redheaded girl, she cuts down a tree, makes it into a boat, and proceeds to row off the island.
The next girl says, "I wish I was even smarter than her so I don't have to do so much manual labor!" So she turns into a brunette and makes a sailboat and lets the wind take her off the island.
The final girl says, "I wish I was smarter than both of them!" So she turns into a man and takes the bridge.
One time I saw a manatee all spray painted to look like a tiger. Needless to say, the first thing I yelled was, "OH! THE HUMANATEE!"
I shidded out my baby, then became a fish.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back.
I used to have a friend who worked at a car shop who liked hunting.
I鈥檓 not friends with him anymore because he turned my dog into a car-pet.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
What's the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
How do you turn a cat into a fish?
Tell your girl not to wash down there.
Once there were three girls taking a walk in the mountains. One was a brunette, one was a redhead, and the other was a dumb blonde. They came to a cliff and the brunette said, "If you jump off that cliff and say what you want to be you will become it." So the brunette jumped off and said "falcon" and became a falcon. The redhead jumped off and said "eagle" and became an eagle. The dumb blonde ran, was about to jump, but tripped on a rock, and said "crap."
Did you hear about the car that turned into a wheelchair?
I lost $10,000, so I killed my piggy bank, so I get a real pig and money which my money is fake, but the janitor said it is real, so I killed myself and turned into a real human.
SCP-1540 transforms in-front of a d-class:
D-class: Whoa dude, you鈥檙e a wolf!
SCP-1540: A am a were.
What happened to the man who turned into a pistachio?
He became a shell of who he once was.
What do you call a robot that feels like the opposite gender?
A transformer.
How to become a monkey?
Put a red dot on your forehead.
Why did Michael Jackson become white? He wanted to be like a ghost, and I have any feeheet.
RIP boiling water. You will be mist.