I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a dick in the ass.
Former Adventurer's Tale of Transformation from Skyrim Reference
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Listen up, dingus. You're so slow, you probably still think the Earth is flat. This joke is playing on the old saying from Skyrim. The dude used to be an adventurer, but then he took a dick in the ass, implying he became gay, which is why he doesn't adventure anymore.