Train Jokes

The first trains were often derailed. They had a bad track record.

Say what you want about Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.

Them: What's on your arm?

Me: I'm training to breathe fire ;)

German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.

American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.

African XP farms: Cotton field.

One time there was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track. A girl said, "Excuse me, can you move, please? I'm trying-" Then the man stopped her sentence and said, "How is your t-shirt so clean?" Then she said back, "Easy, hung it up."

True as fuck

A photo shows a man and a young child lying on the floor, each holding a toy gun, with the text "Air Force" above and "weapons training" below them. There are a few other toy guns around them.

Yo mama so fat, I have to take a train, 2 buses, and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.

My crush rejected me 2 years ago, and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me.

Are you a ghost train? Because I am going to scream when I ride you.

What is the difference between an ISIS training camp and a school? Don't ask me, i just fly the drone.

I need a hug.

*hugs train*

Yo mama so fat that when she tried to get on the train, it said, "Weight limit passed, everyone get off!"

Why did the frog take the train to work? His car got toad.

A friend of mine told me this joke a long time ago and I have never forgotten it.

A worm was crawling over a train track, and a train ran over him and cut off his ass. The worm turned around to get the piece of his ass back and another train ran over him and cut off his head.

BAD IDEA and a lesson to us all.

NEVER LOSE YOUR HEAD OVER A PIECE OF ASS!! LMAO (literally, kind of)( pretty sure you get it)

Why did the Muslim man cross the road? To violently rape an eight-year-old girl, then indoctrinate her with Islamic scripture, and train her as a suicide bomber.