A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows. "What a cute bunch of cows!" she remarked. "Not a bunch, herd", her friend replied. "Heard of what?" "Herd of cows." "Of course I've heard of cows." "No, a cow herd." "What do I care what a cow heard. I have no secrets to keep from a cow!"
The first trains were often derailed. They had a bad track record.
Say what you want about Hitler at least he got the trains to run on time
My crush rejected me 2 years ago and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me
One time their was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track a girl said excuse me can you move please I’m trying than the man stopped her sentence and said how is your t shirt so clean than she said back easy hung it up
Them: whats on your arm? Me: I'm training to breathe fire ;)
German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys. American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun. African XP farms: Cotton field.
Are you a ghost train? Because I am going to scream when I ride you.
What is the difference between an ISIS training camp and a school? Don't ask me, i just fly the drone.
I need a hug
*hugs train*
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Chuck Norris trained dude perfect how to do it
Why was the train late?
It kept getting side-tracked.
Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains, how many have you derailed this year
Me: Sorry boss, it’s hard to keep track
Why do school shooter have the best shots????? They train at the best schools. 🤣🤣🧇🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ur hair line is curved like a moving train
What the slowest train in the world?A slowcoach!🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃
How does a train dance?It bogies!🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃😂😂
