Train Station jokes

I was at a train station and a woman ran up to me and asked, "Is this train running on time?" I said, "No, it runs on steam and coal."

East Richmond has a train station at East Richmond, but Richmond is better, why?

Why did the rooster go to the train station to get the pizza?

Why was the duck fired from the train station?

He was a bad conducktor!

A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn't hit one person. When the police asked why he missed, someone said, "'Cause he gay."

He couldn't shoot straight.

So, a man finds a woman on a train track while he's on his way to a bar, and they had a lot of sex.

When he gets to the bar, he brags about the different sex positions they used, and one of the guys says, "Oh, did you do head?"

He responded with, "No, I couldn't find the head."

All those people who are called Garry are gay And all of Belgium is very happy about it

Why do you pay cash for the metro train in Newcastle upon Tyne?

The first trains were often derailed. They had a bad track record.

Hey, look, it's that "TRAINS gender" guy. He says, "I like trains." Uh oh!