I was at a train station and a woman ran up to me and asked is this train running on time, I said no it runs on steam and coal
So a man finds a woman on a train track while he's on his way to a bar, and they had a lot of sex, when he gets to the bar he brags about the different sex positions they used and one of the guys says "oh did you do head" and he responded with no I couldn't find the head
Why was the duck fired from the train station?
He was a bad conducktor!
A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn't hit one person, when the police asked why he missed, someone said cause he gay.
He couldn't shoot straight
why did the rooster go the train station to get the pizza
East Richmond has a train station at East Richmond but Richmond is better why