Jim and Allyn are 2 mates in the Air Force. They were paired up for a training exersice. They got up into the air and Jim said, "okay Allyn, your helmet can control the missile when launched from the jet. Go ahead and test fire a missile and aim it at anything you want." Allyn fired the missile and had his eyes set on an abandoned building. Jim then said, "I also forgot, watch out for friendly fire." Allyn said "what?" As he looked over at Jim.
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question. Johnny:What? Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty? Johnny: Yes ofc jesus mad everbody wonderfully! Ex: Awhh! Johnny: But who ever made you was painting tomas the train while making your face.
Chuck Norris trained dude perfect how to do it
Them: whats on your arm? Me: I'm training to breathe fire ;)
Ur hair line is curved like a moving train
The cure for depression is around the corner... There it is, The Train.
Why do school shooter have the best shots????? They train at the best schools. 🤣🤣🧇🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains, how many have you derailed this year
Me: Sorry boss, it’s hard to keep track
are you a train because i want to get railed by you ;)
Your the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you
A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn't hit one person, when the police asked why he missed, someone said cause he gay.
He couldn't shoot straight
I trained a wolf to meditate. So now shes aware wolf
why did the rooster go the train station to get the pizza
Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
ever wondered why usain bolt runs fast? he’s training to outrun the cops
why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics?
:because their train at the best school
what do u call a train that carries bubblegum? Chew-chew train! heeheee
When they where going around giving out brains and U thought they where saying train so u said no thanx I’ll take the next one 🤣🤣
Once there were three Indians. Two were smart and one was... not so smart. One day, the first smart Indian went out hunting. He came back with a dead deer. The not so smart Indian asks "How'd you do it?" The smart one replies, "I followed the deer tracks, shot the deer, and brought it home." The next day, the next smart Indian goes out. He comes back with a dead bear. The not so smart Indian asks once again "How'd you do it?" The smart one replies, "I followed the bear tracks, shot the bear, and brought it home." Finally, it's now the not so smart Indian's turn to go hunt. Multiple hours had passed since he left. The smart Indians go out to search for him. They finally find him, bloodied and on the verge of dying. The smart Indians exclaimed "WHAT HAPPENED!" The not so smart Indian replies, "Well I... I followed the train tracks, an... and shot th- the train... bu- but it kept going..."
East Richmond has a train station at East Richmond but Richmond is better why
