Train Jokes

nostalgia hits you like a train. it's so hard, you can even wake up.

ever wondered why usain bolt runs fast? he’s training to outrun the cops

How does a train eat?

Chew chew!

Why did the man get on the bus to get sussy☺️☺️☺️☺️

I remember my first day back when working at a camp. I was so surprised when the trains arrived.

a man comes to a bar and has a drink then his bully came to him and Stoll his drink then the bully asked "what wrong" the man said that "I trying to kill myself I try getting hit by a Tran but the train went on the different track then I try to jump of a brig but I fell on a bot full of pillows then I try to Posen myself " then the bully say "then what " then man replied you just dunked it "then the man left.

The poacher agrees but says that his assistant is ill and will need the man to come with him in his assistant's place. The man agrees and so the poacher goes out to the jungle with the man.

The poacher brings a pair of handcuffs, a long stick, a shotgun and a dog. They search through the jungle for about an hour and then spot a male gorilla above in the treetops.

The man asks the poacher what the plan is. The poacher replies "I'm going to climb the tree and, when I get close enough, I'm going to start poking the gorilla with the stick until it falls out of the tree.

The dog is a specially trained dog. When the gorilla falls out of the tree, the dog will try to bite off the gorilla's balls. When the gorilla moves its hands to protect it's balls, you put the handcuffs on it."

This all seems to make sense to the man but he has one question. "What is the shotgun for?" he asks the poacher. The poacher responds: "If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla, shoot the dog."

timmy has 5 apples,

his train is 7 minutes early

calculate the mass of the sun

What's white, yellow and goes 40 mph?

A train driver's egg sandwich

When they where going around giving out brains and U thought they where saying train so u said no thanx I’ll take the next one 🤣🤣

Why couldn't the booty be a conductor?

It couldn't stay on TRACK

I was talking to a close friend that was Islamic.

He said he was being shipped to an amazing training.

I asked "where are you going"

He said "Camp Bin Laden"

I asked "what do they do there"

He answered "they got bomb training and hand to hand combat training. Plus the got arts and crafts."

I asked "what do you mean by arts and crafts?"

He said "see this towel on my head" I nodded "I made it out of boxer jokes"

East Richmond has a train station at East Richmond but Richmond is better why

what's one thing that you can say about a train, but not your girlfriend?

What do you call a train that stalls?

The little engine that couldn't!

hey look its that TRAINS gender guy he says i like trains uh o

Is it normal my emo cousins hobby is tying himself to train tracks.

A blond haired girl, a brown haired girl, and a ginger haired girl were out walking when the came across some tracks The brown haired girl looked at them and said, "I think they are elephant tracks." Then the ginger haired girl looked at the tracks and said, "No way they are definitely duck tracks." Finally the blond haired girl bent down to examine the tracks when she got hit by the train.