Give a man a plane ticket and he’ll fly for a day. Push a man from a plane and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.

A police officer writes a ticket for a car not being parked correctly. The driver asks why. When he realizes he is parked poorly, he responds “Oh. I’m terribly sorry. You see, I’m so gay I can’t even park straight.”

Did you hear about the deaf man who got a ticket?

It’s OK he didn’t either!

What do retarded cops give tickets for

going over 45 in a potato zone

Did you hear about how that deaf man got a ticket?

It’s ok he didn’t either!

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