Why did the emo kid get kicked out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
A police officer writes a ticket for a car not being parked correctly. The driver asks why. When he realizes he is parked poorly, he responds "Oh. I'm terribly sorry. You see, I'm so gay I can't even park straight."
chuck Norris get`s pulled over by cop and the cop gets a ticket
I parked in a disabled space today...
...and a traffic warden shouted to me, “Oi, what's your disability?” I said “Tourettes! Now fuck off!”
Q: why did the cat get a ticket A: he was caught littering
Viagra is a lot like amusement parks...
It’s a one hour wait, for a two-minute ride.
Why didn’t the orphan see the new movie?
It was spider man no way home
A man got pulled over and the policeman had stepped out and said do you know how fast you were going and the man said I was trying to catch up with the traffic and the officer said there is no traffic the man said exactly that’s how far behind I am
Why can't orphans go to movies There Pg 13 movies
Why did the T-Rex 🦖 get a ticket?
He ran at a stomp light!
If you steal a lottery ticket, is it considered Grand Theft LOTTO?
Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you.
A guy wins a free ticket to the Super Bowl and so he’s very excited.
However, he’s not so excited when he gets there and realizes his seat’s in the back of the stadium.
So he looks around him for a better seat, and to his surprise he finds an empty seat right next to the field.
He approaches the older guy who’s sitting in the seat next to the empty one and asks if the seat is taken.
The man replies, “No.”
The young guy is very surprised to hear this and asks, “How could someone pass up a seat like this?”
The older guy replies, “It’s my wife’s seat. We’ve been to every Super Bowl together since the day we were married but she’s passed away.”
“Oh, how sad,” the young guy says, taken aback. “I’m sorry to hear that, but couldn’t you find a friend or relative to come with you?”
“No,” the man replies, “They’re all at the funeral.”