Yo mama so fat I have to take a train 2 buses and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.
Why did the frog take the train to work? His car got toad
I remember my first day back when working at a camp. I was so surprised when the trains arrived.
Why couldn't the booty be a conductor?
It couldn't stay on TRACK
I was at a train station and a woman ran up to me and asked is this train running on time, I said no it runs on steam and coal
what's one thing that you can say about a train, but not your girlfriend?
Why didn’t the train kill nine families of four?
Because he had no loco-MOTIVE AHAHAH
Them: whats on your arm? Me: I'm training to breathe fire ;)
Yo mama so fat that when she tried to get on the train it said weight limit passed everyone get off
a man comes to a bar and has a drink then his bully came to him and Stoll his drink then the bully asked "what wrong" the man said that "I trying to kill myself I try getting hit by a Tran but the train went on the different track then I try to jump of a brig but I fell on a bot full of pillows then I try to Posen myself " then the bully say "then what " then man replied you just dunked it "then the man left.
why did the rooster go the train station to get the pizza
Ur hair line is curved like a moving train
I was on the train today and saw a cow on it it was quite strange until i realised it was Alfies mum
Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
My crush rejected me 2 years ago and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me
ever wondered why usain bolt runs fast? he’s training to outrun the cops
German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys. American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun. African XP farms: Cotton field.
So a man finds a woman on a train track while he's on his way to a bar, and they had a lot of sex, when he gets to the bar he brags about the different sex positions they used and one of the guys says "oh did you do head" and he responded with no I couldn't find the head
How does a train sneeze?
It goes a-choo choo
my suicidal friend said he liked trains, so we took him to the tracks
