I was at a train station and a woman ran up to me and asked, "Is this train running on time?" I said, "No, it runs on steam and coal."
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. The lady is askin' if the train is on schedule, see? But our genius here pretends she's askin' what kinda fuel the train uses. Like, duh, trains don't run on *time*, ya dingus. They run on fuel! You probably think the Earth is flat and that birds are government drones. SMH.