Tragedy

Tragedy jokes

Orphan

"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"

I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.

Bomb

I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.

Orphan

I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?

Titanic

What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?

The Titanic.

9/11

I wish they taught 9/11 at school.

It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨

Orphan

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You tell it to clap until his/her parents are back.

Emo

What hits the ground first, the feather or the emo?

The feather, because the emo is hung in the tree.

9/11

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

9/11.

9/11 who?

[pause] You said you’d never forget.

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and Spider-Man?

There's no way home.

Lesson

The last time I had flying lessons, I hit some building in Manhattan. Then my Uncle got shot in 2008. Darn...

Dandruff

Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff?

Yea, they found her “head and shoulders“ on the backseat of her car.

Dad

Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.

Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?

Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.

ADHD

ADHD

They call me Mr. Distracted, truly a spastic. Can't talk to my folks cause they say I'm pro- problematic. Really fantastic. Can't focus unless I take meds then it's magic. My brain is like traffic, always fucking active. But never at the right time, pretty fucking tragic it happens.

Baby

What is the difference between a dead baby and an orphan?

The dead baby happened on purpose while the orphan came out as an accident!

Miscarriage

What's 12 inches long, red, and when I force feed it to my wife, she cries?

Her miscarriage.