Tragedy jokes
Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."
The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."
First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"
Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."
Kobe was on fire before his death. He was on fire after too.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Both of their greatest hits are "the wall."
I just killed a family of five.
Now I’m an orphan.
I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until they see their parents.
Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?
Well, I wouldn't want to be named "asdjasdjasdak" either.
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
What do you describe Titanic as?
... Broken...
My uncle died on nine eleven... he was the best pilot in Iraq.
Every time I tell a 911 joke, it bombs.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
You looking for jokes? I have one: your life.
Why is 10 so sad? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
What's the difference between a Lambo and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
Kurt Cobain's last job was a blow job. He blew his head clean off.
The last time I had flying lessons, I hit some building in Manhattan. Then my Uncle got shot in 2008. Darn...
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
What's the difference between an orphan and Spider-Man?
There's no way home.
I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?