Tragedy jokes

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Both of their greatest hits are "the wall."

I just killed a family of five.

Now I’m an orphan.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until they see their parents.

What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?

They both came from behind and crushed them.

I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.

Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?

Well, I wouldn't want to be named "asdjasdjasdak" either.

What do you describe Titanic as?

... Broken...

My uncle died on nine eleven... he was the best pilot in Iraq.

Why is 10 so sad? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.

You looking for jokes? I have one: your life.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?

They both collapsed.

What's the difference between a Lambo and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.

What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?

My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.

I wish they taught 9/11 at school.

It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You tell it to clap until his/her parents are back.

I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?

What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?

The Titanic.

"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"

I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.