Tragedy jokes

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until they see their parents.

Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?

Well, I wouldn't want to be named "asdjasdjasdak" either.

What do you describe Titanic as?

... Broken...

My uncle died on nine eleven... he was the best pilot in Iraq.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?

They both collapsed.

You looking for jokes? I have one: your life.

Why is 10 so sad? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.

What's the difference between a Lambo and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.

On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.

What is another name for 9/11?

A forbidden game of Jenga.

Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.

Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?

Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.

What's the difference between an orphan and Spider-Man?

There's no way home.

Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?

Because he's dead.

What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?

The Titanic.

I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?

What hits the ground first, the feather or the emo?

The feather, because the emo is hung in the tree.

My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.

I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.

What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?

I wish they taught 9/11 at school.

It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨