Tragedy jokes

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until they see their parents.

What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?

They both came from behind and crushed them.

Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?

Well, I wouldn't want to be named "asdjasdjasdak" either.

I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.

What do you describe Titanic as?

... Broken...

My uncle died on nine eleven... he was the best pilot in Iraq.

You looking for jokes? I have one: your life.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?

They both collapsed.

Why is 10 so sad? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.

What's the difference between a Lambo and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

Kurt Cobain's last job was a blow job. He blew his head clean off.

What's the difference between an orphan and Spider-Man?

There's no way home.

Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.

Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?

Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.

What is another name for 9/11?

A forbidden game of Jenga.

I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?

What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?

The Titanic.

I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.

When Kobe's pilot hit the mountain, he said, "Kobe."

"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"

I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.

9/11, also known as the day football stopped.