Tragedy jokes

Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?

Well, I wouldn't want to be named "asdjasdjasdak" either.

What do you describe Titanic as?

... Broken...

My uncle died on nine eleven... he was the best pilot in Iraq.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?

They both collapsed.

You looking for jokes? I have one: your life.

Why is 10 so sad? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.

What's the difference between a Lambo and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.

What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?

My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You tell it to clap until his/her parents are back.

I wish they taught 9/11 at school.

It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨

Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.

Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?

Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.

What's the difference between an orphan and Spider-Man?

There's no way home.

The last time I had flying lessons, I hit some building in Manhattan. Then my Uncle got shot in 2008. Darn...

Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?

Because he's dead.

What is another name for 9/11?

A forbidden game of Jenga.

When Kobe's pilot hit the mountain, he said, "Kobe."

"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"

I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.

9/11, also known as the day football stopped.