Tragedy jokes

I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.

Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it they have to climb the two tallest buildings in New York.

All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.

My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.

What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? Two planes.

What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?

Ice, Ice Baby!!

I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.

I'm the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.

Suicide isn't a joke. It's called "parkour gone wrong."

Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning?

Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers.

When the school shooter gets killed and everyone is cheering, but you walk toward his gun; "I will finish what you started."

What is an orphan's favorite song?

"Home."

Three construction workers were sitting on the bridge that they were building, having their lunch break. The first guy says, "If I get a Vegemite sandwich again, I am going to jump off this bridge." The second guy says, "If I get a peanut butter sandwich again, I am going to jump off this bridge." The third guy says, "If I get another strawberry jam sandwich, then I am going to jump off this bridge." The next day, the first guy gets a Vegemite sandwich, the second guy gets a peanut butter sandwich, and the third guy gets a strawberry jam sandwich. All three guys jump off the bridge and die. The next day at their funerals, the first wife says, "If he just told me, I would have given him a different sandwich." The second guy's wife says, "It is all my fault. If only I knew." The third wife says, "I don't get it, he makes his own lunch."

9/11 was like the 4th of July. It was very bright in the skies.

I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.

What's one thing a homing missile can't kill?

An orphan.

Want to know why parents don't get school shooting jokes?

Because they are aimed at a younger audience.

They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.

Why are Americans bad chess players? They lost two towers.

What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian orphanage have in common?

Children scream when they melt.

best friend makes 9/11 joke.

you: "hey, my dad was inside the tower."

best friend: "I'm sorry."

you: "I always knew he was a great pilot."