Tragedy jokes
Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?
Because he's dead.
"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"
I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.
9/11, also known as the day football stopped.
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.
I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?
What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?
The Titanic.
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell it to clap until his/her parents are back.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.
What hits the ground first, the feather or the emo?
The feather, because the emo is hung in the tree.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
[pause] You said you’d never forget.
What's the difference between an orphan and Spider-Man?
There's no way home.
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
The last time I had flying lessons, I hit some building in Manhattan. Then my Uncle got shot in 2008. Darn...
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff?
Yea, they found her “head and shoulders“ on the backseat of her car.
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?
They call me Mr. Distracted, truly a spastic. Can't talk to my folks cause they say I'm pro- problematic. Really fantastic. Can't focus unless I take meds then it's magic. My brain is like traffic, always fucking active. But never at the right time, pretty fucking tragic it happens.
What is the difference between a dead baby and an orphan?
The dead baby happened on purpose while the orphan came out as an accident!
What's 12 inches long, red, and when I force feed it to my wife, she cries?
Her miscarriage.