Tragedy jokes
What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
Everyone remembers it! :)
Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."
The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."
First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"
Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."
Kobe was on fire before his death. He was on fire after too.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Both of their greatest hits are "the wall."
I just killed a family of five.
Now I’m an orphan.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until they see their parents.
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?
Well, I wouldn't want to be named "asdjasdjasdak" either.
I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.
What do you describe Titanic as?
... Broken...
Every time I tell a 911 joke, it bombs.
My uncle died on nine eleven... he was the best pilot in Iraq.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
You looking for jokes? I have one: your life.
Why is 10 so sad? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
What's the difference between a Lambo and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
[pause] You said you’d never forget.
Kurt Cobain's last job was a blow job. He blew his head clean off.
Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?
Because he's dead.