Tragedy jokes
Q. Who do you call when a baby with anencephaly is born? A. The funeral home.
I met a kid at the park. He was holding a picture of his parents in his hands. They had died on 9/11.
So, I went to comfort him. I said, "Hey, I lost my grandpa on 9/11. He was great. At flying a plane."
Why are the Twin Towers afraid of hot tubs?
Because of the jets.
The students at Columbine needed books, but all they got were magazines.
R.I.P. on a tombstone normally means "Rest In Peace"; however, in Madeleine McCann's case, it means "Raped In Portugal".
How do terrorists feed their babies?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
It's okay if you miss while saying "Kobe" because he didn't make it either.
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What kind of punch takes out 20 children and 8 adults? A Sandy Hook.
Why do Americans always win gold at the shooting Olympics?
Because they practice at the best schools.
Why was 10 so scared?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
What's funny is that I am typing this in the middle of a document... WAIT JENGA!!!!!!!
How do tourists feed their kids?
Here comes the airplane, here comes the second one.
Next person that says 67, I am gonna yell "9/11" and sweep their feet.
What did the mom say to the twins?
"Go crash a plane!"
Why couldn't George Floyd become a Demon Slayer?
Because he couldn't breathe.
If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
The parents remember 9/11.
I'd make you fall harder than the South Tower.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.