Tragedy

Tragedy jokes

Q. What's the biggest cause of infant drownings? A. Postpartum depression.

Twin Towers

There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.

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What do planes and offices have in common?

They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.

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You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.

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What do the Twin Tower survivors order from Tim Hortons? A plane bagel.

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Ummmm 67.

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My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.

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What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.

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I feel bad for the guy in 9/11 who ordered a salami pizza. Instead, he just got a plane.

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What do 9/11 and gender have in common?

They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.

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Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.

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What do maths and 9/11 have in common?

They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.

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Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims. They went through 67 stories in 0.67 milliseconds.

Gun

Why do American guns only have 30 rounds in the clip? Because that’s the average class size.

Q. What do you get when you cross Vince Li with a bus? A. A whole lot of people who wished they'd missed the bus that day.

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Just do it.

On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.

On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.

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Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.