Tragedy jokes
I walk into school, and look up praying.
"Man, would be a shame if the buildings fell from an airplane."
Nothing happened. There is no God.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in between 9/11.
Why couldn't the kid play on his laptop?
Because he has no arms and no laptop and no legs and no head and no home and no money and got shot.
Why were the Twin Towers mad at 9/11?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
How was Jenga invented?
By watching the Twin Towers collapse.
What color was the plane after it hit the tower?
It was all black inside (Martin Luther King Junior).
What was the last thing going through the 9/11 victims' minds?
They don't say "shit for brains" for nothing. 🤣🤣
I woke up in my bed today.
I don’t think 9/11 jokes are funny... they just crash and burn.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Kamikaze!
Kamikaze wh—
おいおい、お前を殺して、その塔ごと地面に叩き込んでやるぞ! いいな?
The quiet kid, orphan, and school shooter walked into a bar, and he ordered a beer.
What do George Floyd and an astronaut have in common?
They both have very little air to breathe.
Q. Who do you call when a baby with anencephaly is born? A. The funeral home.
I met a kid at the park. He was holding a picture of his parents in his hands. They had died on 9/11.
So, I went to comfort him. I said, "Hey, I lost my grandpa on 9/11. He was great. At flying a plane."
Why are the Twin Towers afraid of hot tubs?
Because of the jets.
The students at Columbine needed books, but all they got were magazines.
R.I.P. on a tombstone normally means "Rest In Peace"; however, in Madeleine McCann's case, it means "Raped In Portugal".
How do terrorists feed their babies?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
It's okay if you miss while saying "Kobe" because he didn't make it either.
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.