Tragedy jokes
What color was the plane after it hit the tower?
It was all black inside (Martin Luther King Junior).
What was the last thing going through the 9/11 victims' minds?
They don't say "shit for brains" for nothing. 🤣🤣
I woke up in my bed today.
I don’t think 9/11 jokes are funny... they just crash and burn.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Kamikaze!
Kamikaze wh—
おいおい、お前を殺して、その塔ごと地面に叩き込んでやるぞ! いいな?
The quiet kid, orphan, and school shooter walked into a bar, and he ordered a beer.
What do George Floyd and an astronaut have in common?
They both have very little air to breathe.
Q. Who do you call when a baby with anencephaly is born? A. The funeral home.
I met a kid at the park. He was holding a picture of his parents in his hands. They had died on 9/11.
So, I went to comfort him. I said, "Hey, I lost my grandpa on 9/11. He was great. At flying a plane."
Why are the Twin Towers afraid of hot tubs?
Because of the jets.
The students at Columbine needed books, but all they got were magazines.
R.I.P. on a tombstone normally means "Rest In Peace"; however, in Madeleine McCann's case, it means "Raped In Portugal".
How do terrorists feed their babies?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
It's okay if you miss while saying "Kobe" because he didn't make it either.
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What kind of punch takes out 20 children and 8 adults? A Sandy Hook.
Why do Americans always win gold at the shooting Olympics?
Because they practice at the best schools.
Why was 10 so scared?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
What's funny is that I am typing this in the middle of a document... WAIT JENGA!!!!!!!
How do tourists feed their kids?
Here comes the airplane, here comes the second one.