Tragedy jokes
Knock, knock.
“Who's there?”
“The Twin Towers.”
“The Twin Towers who?”
“I thought you'd never forget.”
When there's a news story of people who have died en masse, for example from explosions and fires.
Other people are all "oh no that's terrible!"
Pfft shut up, lying asshole. Trying to be "nice".
I'm like "YAY EXCITING. I don't like being bored hearing 'good news' all of the time."
What do iPhone batteries and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both go down quickly.
"There's one terrible pilot." -- President George W. Bush on September 11, 2001.
Why is ten afraid?
Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.
Q. What do you call a baby born six months early?
A. A miscarriage.
Tracy Latimer was described as cheerful, popular at school, and as an animal lover.
Just trying to gas her up a little bit.
I walk into school, and look up praying.
"Man, would be a shame if the buildings fell from an airplane."
Nothing happened. There is no God.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in between 9/11.
Why couldn't the kid play on his laptop?
Because he has no arms and no laptop and no legs and no head and no home and no money and got shot.
Why were the Twin Towers mad at 9/11?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
How was Jenga invented?
By watching the Twin Towers collapse.
What color was the plane after it hit the tower?
It was all black inside (Martin Luther King Junior).
What was the last thing going through the 9/11 victims' minds?
They don't say "shit for brains" for nothing. 🤣🤣
I woke up in my bed today.
I don’t think 9/11 jokes are funny... they just crash and burn.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Kamikaze!
Kamikaze wh—
おいおい、お前を殺して、その塔ごと地面に叩き込んでやるぞ! いいな?
The quiet kid, orphan, and school shooter walked into a bar, and he ordered a beer.
What do George Floyd and an astronaut have in common?
They both have very little air to breathe.
Q. Who do you call when a baby with anencephaly is born? A. The funeral home.