Tragedy jokes
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was flaming hot wings.
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
How do tourists feed their kids?
Here comes the airplane, here comes the second one.
Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.
What's the difference between the Queen's death and Princess Diana's death? The Queen died in peace, not pieces.
Making 9/11 jokes? It's just plane wrong.
The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.
It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"
Tell an orphan: if you got no parents, clap your hands.
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
Guys, these jokes are not funny. My dad died, he was the best Arabic pilot ever.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap until their parents come back.
I would make a joke about Kobe, but I don't think it would fly very well.
If a baby dies in the womb, is it considered suicide?
What's the square root of your dead?
9/11.
"Uh daddy harder," the orphan said. Oh wait, he doesn’t have a daddy.
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
What's worse than 10 babies is one dumpster...
1 baby in 10 dumpsters.
Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.