Tragedy jokes
What did the 9/11 survivor say when he went back to his family? "You won't believe it! The Twin Towers became conjoined twins when it happened!"
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was flaming hot wings.
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
What's one thing a homing missile can't kill?
An orphan.
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.
Every joke I make about 9/11 just has a tendency to crash and burn.
The students at Columbine needed books, but all they got were magazines.
Why are the Twin Towers afraid of hot tubs?
Because of the jets.
Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.
Tell an orphan: if you got no parents, clap your hands.
The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.
What's the difference between the Queen's death and Princess Diana's death? The Queen died in peace, not pieces.
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
Making 9/11 jokes? It's just plane wrong.
Guys, these jokes are not funny. My dad died, he was the best Arabic pilot ever.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap until their parents come back.
It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"
I would make a joke about Kobe, but I don't think it would fly very well.
What's the square root of your dead?
9/11.