Tragedy

Tragedy jokes

Twin Towers

The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they were pissed as all they got was plane.

Couple

How does a depressed couple say goodbye on the phone?

"No, you hang yourself first..."

Titanic

I wonder if the 2 Irish kids off the Titanic movie who went to sleep before it sank had wet dreams?

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  • Orphan

    Why did the orphan cross the road?

    So he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents.

    Kid

    What hit the ground first in a tree, a leaf or an emo kid?

    The leaf, because an emo kid got a rope to save him!

    Kobe

    You can only say "Kobe" now when you're playing flight simulator.

    Orphan

    I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."

    Plane

    I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.

    Ten

    6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.

    Why was 10 scared?

    Because it's in the middle of 9/11!

    Victim

    Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?

    A. They never get old.

    Land

    What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.

    Pilot

    Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!

    Uncle

    All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.

    My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.

    Plane

    For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.