Tragedy jokes
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
Jack and Jill went up the hill.
Jack fell down, his ass was bound, and Jill continued up the hill.
Jack came back and beat Jill's back, and he got the ultimate kill.
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
Guys, stop making funny jokes of orphans. What, their parents are gonna get mad? Oh wait, continue.
Why can't Kobe go shopping?
He's dead.
The difference between George Floyd and Kobe Bryant is Kobe got air.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.
The Twin Towers collapsed faster than my grandma did.
Levon Aronian's wife died in a car crash. That's wheelie unfortunate.
Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who’s there?
Kid: Not your parents.
What does Diana stand for?
Died In A Nasty Accident.
My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
Every joke I make about 9/11 just has a tendency to crash and burn.
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.
Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.
What was Kurt Cobain's biggest flaw?
He had a short temper and lost his head over everything.