Tragedy jokes
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they were pissed as all they got was plane.
How does a depressed couple say goodbye on the phone?
"No, you hang yourself first..."
I wonder if the 2 Irish kids off the Titanic movie who went to sleep before it sank had wet dreams?
Why did the orphan cross the road?
So he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents.
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
What hit the ground first in a tree, a leaf or an emo kid?
The leaf, because an emo kid got a rope to save him!
You can only say "Kobe" now when you're playing flight simulator.
"Kobe is known for fade aways too bad he faded away."
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
A joker gives Batman a coupon for new parents. It's expired.
Teacher: Is anyone's parents missing?
Students: Yeah, yours.
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it's in the middle of 9/11!
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
2001/9/11, that day was fire.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.