Tragedy jokes
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
Ummmm 67.
When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."
Orphan
I'm a family doctor and I wish I could help but... you're an orphan.
My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.
Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.
Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a suicidal person?
"If at first you don’t succeed, try again and again until you succeed."
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
Why don't orphans like getting lost?
Because if people find them, they ask, "Where are your parents?"
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver's license!
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
What hits the ground first, the feather or the emo?
The feather, because the emo is hung in the tree.
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Kurt Cobain's last job was a blow job. He blew his head clean off.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in between 9/11.
The orphan asked a genie to become Batman. Then he went home and saw his parents dead.
What's the difference between a million dollars and a million dead babies?
I don't have a million dollars laying around my house.
Q: What were my son's last words before he died?
A: "Bye, Dad, I am going to school."