Tragedy jokes
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap until their parents come back.
I would make a joke about Kobe, but I don't think it would fly very well.
If a baby dies in the womb, is it considered suicide?
Kobe: Stop doing dark humor!
Me: Why? They don't land well together?
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
"Uh daddy harder," the orphan said. Oh wait, he doesn’t have a daddy.
What's worse than 10 babies is one dumpster...
1 baby in 10 dumpsters.
Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.
What's worse than ten dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in ten trash cans...lol
How does a depressed couple say goodbye on the phone?
"No, you hang yourself first..."
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they were pissed as all they got was plane.
I wonder if the 2 Irish kids off the Titanic movie who went to sleep before it sank had wet dreams?
Why does a kid never come home after a fight with their parents? Because they never found the key to the house again.
“Life is going swimmingly,”
“Tell that to Whitney Houston.”
What did Spiderman say on September 11th, 2001?
"Look out, Here comes the Spiderman!"
Looks like McSkillet McKilledIt.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
So he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents.
Why can orphans never walk home?
Because there's no way to go.
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.