Tragedy jokes
What did the 9/11 survivor say when he went back to his family? "You won't believe it! The Twin Towers became conjoined twins when it happened!"
Who lives under the sea?
Malaysia flight 370.
Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.
Why is 10 always scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
What's the square root of your dead?
9/11.
It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"
What's the difference between the Queen's death and Princess Diana's death? The Queen died in peace, not pieces.
Making 9/11 jokes? It's just plane wrong.
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
Guys, these jokes are not funny. My dad died, he was the best Arabic pilot ever.
The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.
Tell an orphan: if you got no parents, clap your hands.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap until their parents come back.
I would make a joke about Kobe, but I don't think it would fly very well.
If a baby dies in the womb, is it considered suicide?
Kobe: Stop doing dark humor!
Me: Why? They don't land well together?
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
"Uh daddy harder," the orphan said. Oh wait, he doesn’t have a daddy.
What's worse than 10 babies is one dumpster...
1 baby in 10 dumpsters.
What's worse than ten dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in ten trash cans...lol