Tragedy

Tragedy Jokes

Ten

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.

Why was 10 scared?

Because it's in the middle of 9/11!

Victim

Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?

A. They never get old.

Land

What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.

Pilot

Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!

Uncle

All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.

My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.

Plane

For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.

Victim

Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.

Difference

What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?

McDonald's has a drive-thru.

End

These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.

Dad

What does the plane that hit the Twin Towers and milk have in common?

My dad went to get both and never came back.

Hole

Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?

A: “Holes gonna be big.”