Tragedy jokes
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
Jack and Jill went up the hill.
Jack fell down, his ass was bound, and Jill continued up the hill.
Jack came back and beat Jill's back, and he got the ultimate kill.
Why can't Kobe go shopping?
He's dead.
What's one thing a homing missile can't kill?
An orphan.
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.
What does Diana stand for?
Died In A Nasty Accident.
Guys, stop making funny jokes of orphans. What, their parents are gonna get mad? Oh wait, continue.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who’s there?
Kid: Not your parents.
Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
Every joke I make about 9/11 just has a tendency to crash and burn.
The difference between George Floyd and Kobe Bryant is Kobe got air.
Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.
What was Kurt Cobain's biggest flaw?
He had a short temper and lost his head over everything.
If a baby dies in the womb, is it considered suicide?
What's the square root of your dead?
9/11.