What was the last thing on the minds of the 9/11 jumpers ... ...
Their knees *Ba dum tss*
Yeah I stopped joking about 9/11. My jokes usually just ended up crashing and burning.
So there was school shooting in Florida why didn't the shooter just go to Disney.......sorry i just work there and I'm trying to get people to come on down.
What’s worse than dropping your ice cream ?
The Holocoust
What does Kobe and the Twin towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing
Wow that was explosive!
Man I'm on fire 🔥 today
A 23 year old priest walks into a high school with an automatic weapon. He tells those who believe in God to stand up and leave.
To the children who don't leave, he says, "Do not worry my children, I shall make thou 'hole-y' as well."
He then proceeds to shoot all of the students left.
Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys! Except that one headshot, but we don’t talk about that.
The p in Batman stands for parents
My granddad died in Ausschwitz in ww2........... He fell from a tower
My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11"
I wasn’t close to my dad when he died it’s a good thing he stepped on a land mine
How did the orphan die
Of sadness
i'm writing a movie about 9/11 it's called september 11th two thousand fun
Kobe never missed a shot but he missed the helipad
I’m going to hell!!!
I saw an orphan on the street i said where’s your parents he cried and said my mum and dad died in a car crash 😆😆😂😂🤣
The ocean will kill you to death expensively if your on titanic buying the tickets was a wast of money- Ice burg
THE GRANDDAUGHTER WANTED TO SEE GRANNY. SHE KILLED HERSELF
There were 500 bricks on a plane. One fell off. Little Sally was crossing a river full of crocodiles. How did she survive the river, she had a gun. When she got out of the river she died. Why? Because a brick fell on her head.
I asked my uncle why he was living on the streets. He said that he wasn't always on the streets, he used to have a job at these two towers. I asked him what happened, and he said two planes happened.
A retired George W. Bush is eating a donut at 7/11 and looks at it. "I'm so happy I did that." A guy overhears the conversation and says, "You're happy you bought that donut? Oh haha, I would be too. I love donuts!" George W. Bush then says, "Oh hahaha, you caught me," and then says, "Oh hahaha, you must have heard me wrong. I said, I'm so happy I did 9/11."
