Tragedy jokes
Teacher: Is anyone's parents missing?
Students: Yeah, yours.
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it's in the middle of 9/11!
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
2001/9/11, that day was fire.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.
I called an orphan Spiderman because he's "no way home."
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.
What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?
McDonald's has a drive-thru.
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
What does the plane that hit the Twin Towers and milk have in common?
My dad went to get both and never came back.
Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.
Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?
"Lonely."
Whoever said that about me better pray!