Tragedy jokes
Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: Twin Tower victims, they got 80 stories in ten seconds.
I'm gonna finally put a stop to the fucking drama. I saw people bullying other people for years; Gwen was not the only one. No longer will I put up with this. No longer will newcomers. For God's sake, just do jokes! Please! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don’t even know each other, but we're still going through this same fucking shit every fucking day! Just make jokes, people! That is why it’s called “Worst Jokes ever” not “Bully people forever.” So shut the hell up and get to joking! Jesus! The only reason why I came here was to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don’t even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fucking world!!!
“Addison, fuck off already, you're only 10 years old. What do you know?” I might be 10, but during my time here, the tragedies and horror I've experienced on this website have shaped me into someone more mature, able to share this wisdom. And if you're gonna laugh at me, spit in the face of me and my generous teachings, you will fall. I swear to God, I will make you wish you could never feel pain. But that would hurt me more than you. Please, stop the drama. That's all I ask. Together, we can make this website great again, like it once was.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Not Sally.
You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come back.
What do you think is going through kids' heads during school shootings? Bullets.
Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.
September 11, bring your plane to work day.
You know what orphans and Batman have in common? They'll both never see their parents again.
A 23 year old priest walks into a high school with an automatic weapon. He tells those who believe in God to stand up and leave.
To the children who don't leave, he says, "Do not worry my children, I shall make thou 'hole-y' as well."
He then proceeds to shoot all of the students left.
What has more brains than the Columbine students? The wall behind them, xD.
When the South Tower saw the North Tower collapse, he said, "I'm still standing."
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?
They both went down.
C'mon guys, 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
That moment when the emo kid hangs himself in a bathroom stall, and the autistic kid thinks it's a pinata.
My grandma always said, "Slow and steady wins the race."
She died in a fire.
Roses are red, violets are violet.
My grandad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.