Tragedy jokes
I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest, so I went as a plane. It didn't fly too well with people.
Nobody: People on the Titanic: *SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
"Come on, man, give the orphans a break with these jokes."
"No, not until their parents pick them up."
Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?
A: Because they're intended for a young audience.
What joke do you tell an orphan?
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not your parents.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
"And here comes the second one!"
What did the mom say to the twins?
"Go crash a plane!"
"Uh daddy harder," the orphan said. Oh wait, he doesn’t have a daddy.
What did the dark man say when he found out he had an erectile dysfunction?
"I can't breed! I can't breed! I can't breed!"
R.I.P. Floyd.
Wanna hear a joke?
My life.
Why did the orphan like to jump? So they can jump off a bridge to be reunited with their parents.
1 like = 10 more orphans in my basement.
What’s New York’s favorite game?
2001 flight simulator.
My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.
Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.
I hate when I lose my white friends in the snow and my black friends in the dark. Where do I lose my friends from Afghanistan?
In an explosion.
When was the biggest BBQ in history? Hiroshima, August 6, 1945.
Q: What's stronger than family?
A: Whatever tree Paul Walker hit.
What is black and at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking's after a fire.
(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏
There is this celebrity everybody thought was so down to earth. That was until he hung himself.