Tragedy jokes
What has more brains than a student in a school shooting? The wall behind them.
Helicopter, helicopter, Kobe Bryant in my chopper, Sitting next to burning daughter, Lots of smoke and little laughter.
Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents!
The orphan asked a genie to become Batman. Then he went home and saw his parents dead.
Why were 9/11 victims so mad?
They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!
What's the emergency number, Jimmy?
Jimmy: 9/11!
I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
A lady asked if I heard about the mass shooting in Ohio. I said yes, my friend died there. She said I’m so sorry. I said yeah, I tried telling him the police had good aim. Worse than that, he just found out his sister was cheating on him.
*At A Funeral For Someone Who Jumped Off A Building* Victim's Mom: "I wonder what was the last thing that went through his head..."
Me: "Honestly... Probably his ass."
Guys we should stop making orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad... oh wait... Continue 🙂
Why did the family move away?
Because they lost their son.
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? Two planes.
Turn the comments into a school shootout ;)
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
I am the orphan joke.
What do the Twin Towers and my Mom have in common? They both went down on my dad.
My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.
What’s the difference between McDonald’s and 9/11?
One is a drive through; the other is a fly through.
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.