Tragedy jokes
The twin towers are like my parents, only one came back.
An orphanage got robbed yesterday. Let's just say that's the second worst thing to happen to those orphans. At least they didn't end up like their parents.
When a school shooter walks to the intercom and plays Pumped Up Kicks.
I feel bad for the kids at Sandy Hook. All they wanted was books, but got magazines instead.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.
What's worse than ten dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in ten trash cans...lol
A young boy is stood on the top of a cliff crying. A priest approaches and says, "Why are you crying my son?" "My parents just crashed the car off the cliff and died." "It's just not your day today is it?" Said the priest, unbuttoning his flies.
I'm a family doctor and I wish I could help but... you're an orphan.
Genders are like the twin towers. There used to be two, but now it's just a sensitive subject.
What was going through the student's heads during a school shooting?
Bullets.
They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"
"White people can't jump"...
"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."
Helicopter, helicopter, Kobe Bryant in my chopper, Sitting next to burning daughter, Lots of smoke and little laughter.
How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff?
Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!
What is stronger than family?
The tree Paul Walker hit.
Where did Johnny go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
This boy in my high school choir class had a decently big forehead, so I leaned in and said, "You know, if you painted an H on your forehead, maybe Kobe would've landed."
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? Once they're gone they never come back.
Me: Wanna play 9/11?
Friend: What's that?
Me: It's a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
When your mom says it will all be ok if you just......... *there is blood on the floor*