Tragedy jokes

I wish they taught 9/11 at school.

It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You tell it to clap until his/her parents are back.

"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"

I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.

9/11, also known as the day football stopped.

Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff?

Yea, they found her “head and shoulders“ on the backseat of her car.

The last time I had flying lessons, I hit some building in Manhattan. Then my Uncle got shot in 2008. Darn...

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

9/11.

9/11 who?

[pause] You said you’d never forget.

They call me Mr. Distracted, truly a spastic. Can't talk to my folks cause they say I'm pro- problematic. Really fantastic. Can't focus unless I take meds then it's magic. My brain is like traffic, always fucking active. But never at the right time, pretty fucking tragic it happens.

If Charlie Kirk were a 5-year-old schoolkid being murdered, America would have moved on by now.

What is the difference between a dead baby and an orphan?

The dead baby happened on purpose while the orphan came out as an accident!

What's 12 inches long, red, and when I force feed it to my wife, she cries?

Her miscarriage.

My dad died in 9/11. He was such a good pilot.

Where did the orphans go when the orphanage blew up?

Everywhere.

Why did the plane cross the sky?

To hit the Twin Towers...

My uncle died in the 9/11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met.

Why did the Royal Wedding get more publicity than the SantaFe school shooting?

'Cause Royal Weddings don't happen every week.

How are Kobe’s death and people in 9/11 the same? They both hit the ground really hard.

I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. My dad was a great pilot!

What's the difference between the Titanic and Georgie from "It"?

Georgie floated!

I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.