Tragedy jokes

I wish they taught 9/11 at school.

It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You tell it to clap until his/her parents are back.

"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"

I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.

9/11, also known as the day football stopped.

Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff?

Yea, they found her “head and shoulders“ on the backseat of her car.

The last time I had flying lessons, I hit some building in Manhattan. Then my Uncle got shot in 2008. Darn...

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

9/11.

9/11 who?

[pause] You said you’d never forget.

They call me Mr. Distracted, truly a spastic. Can't talk to my folks cause they say I'm pro- problematic. Really fantastic. Can't focus unless I take meds then it's magic. My brain is like traffic, always fucking active. But never at the right time, pretty fucking tragic it happens.

What is the difference between a dead baby and an orphan?

The dead baby happened on purpose while the orphan came out as an accident!

What's 12 inches long, red, and when I force feed it to my wife, she cries?

Her miscarriage.

My dad died in 9/11. He was such a good pilot.

If Charlie Kirk were a 5-year-old schoolkid being murdered, America would have moved on by now.

Where did the orphans go when the orphanage blew up?

Everywhere.

Why did the plane cross the sky?

To hit the Twin Towers...

My uncle died in the 9/11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met.

Why did the Royal Wedding get more publicity than the SantaFe school shooting?

'Cause Royal Weddings don't happen every week.

How are Kobe’s death and people in 9/11 the same? They both hit the ground really hard.

I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. My dad was a great pilot!

What's the difference between the Titanic and Georgie from "It"?

Georgie floated!

I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.