Tragedy jokes
What’s similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?
They both can crash down.
Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
Three construction workers were sitting on the bridge that they were building, having their lunch break. The first guy says, "If I get a Vegemite sandwich again, I am going to jump off this bridge." The second guy says, "If I get a peanut butter sandwich again, I am going to jump off this bridge." The third guy says, "If I get another strawberry jam sandwich, then I am going to jump off this bridge." The next day, the first guy gets a Vegemite sandwich, the second guy gets a peanut butter sandwich, and the third guy gets a strawberry jam sandwich. All three guys jump off the bridge and die. The next day at their funerals, the first wife says, "If he just told me, I would have given him a different sandwich." The second guy's wife says, "It is all my fault. If only I knew." The third wife says, "I don't get it, he makes his own lunch."
Why are the twin towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain.
Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.
Someone who was working in the tower must've put their phone on plane mode.
John Lennon: "What a nice view."
John walked outside.
He got shot.
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The first orphan joke be like: What does the orphan not have?
A family.
Who are the fastest readers? Nine-eleven victims, because they fell through 720 stories in under 10 seconds.
When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute?
2001/9/11.
It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"
What's black, has four wheels, and sits at the top of the stairs?
Steven Hawking after a house fire.
I don't like 9/11 jokes; they have a tendency to crash and burn.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
9/11
The orphan asked a genie to become Batman. Then he went home and saw his parents dead.
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.
Q: What were my son's last words before he died?
A: "Bye, Dad, I am going to school."
You know how on Snapchat "hmu" means hit me up? A school posted "smu." Nikolas Cruz responded.