Tragedy jokes

Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff?

Yea, they found her “head and shoulders“ on the backseat of her car.

The last time I had flying lessons, I hit some building in Manhattan. Then my Uncle got shot in 2008. Darn...

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

9/11.

9/11 who?

[pause] You said you’d never forget.

When Kobe's pilot hit the mountain, he said, "Kobe."

They call me Mr. Distracted, truly a spastic. Can't talk to my folks cause they say I'm pro- problematic. Really fantastic. Can't focus unless I take meds then it's magic. My brain is like traffic, always fucking active. But never at the right time, pretty fucking tragic it happens.

C'mon guys, 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.

What is the difference between a dead baby and an orphan?

The dead baby happened on purpose while the orphan came out as an accident!

What's 12 inches long, red, and when I force feed it to my wife, she cries?

Her miscarriage.

My dad died in 9/11. He was such a good pilot.

Where did the orphans go when the orphanage blew up?

Everywhere.

Why did the plane cross the sky?

To hit the Twin Towers...

My uncle died in the 9/11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met.

Why did the Royal Wedding get more publicity than the SantaFe school shooting?

'Cause Royal Weddings don't happen every week.

How are Kobe’s death and people in 9/11 the same? They both hit the ground really hard.

I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. My dad was a great pilot!

What's the difference between the Titanic and Georgie from "It"?

Georgie floated!

I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.

How do you punch 40 kids in the face at once? Hit them with a “Sandy Hook”.

There was a little boy named Chris who was addicted to Roblox.

One day, his grandpa fell into a deep coma caused by a head injury.

One day, little Chris went to visit his poor grandpa. He brought his Windows 10 too, but it had no charge in it. After pulling out some wires and placing his into the wall, he started to hear a long beeping sound, but ignored it and continued to play Roblox. Chris's parents came and saw what had happened.

The dad then yelled, "You dumb f***, you killed my father!!!"

Then Chris said "Yeah. He was worth robucks, too."

I don’t make 9/11 jokes; they have a tendency to crash and burn.