Tragedy jokes
What did death say during a helicopter crash?
KOBE!
There is this celebrity everybody thought was so down to earth. That was until he hung himself.
Why did the Royal Wedding get more publicity than the SantaFe school shooting?
'Cause Royal Weddings don't happen every week.
Ya ever think about the twin towers plan?
Me neither. It all came crashing down.
A class is being taught when Bill Clinton walks in. He asks the class, "What is a tragedy?"
One kid, named Jim, raises his hand and says, "If my family and I got ran over by a truck, that would be a tragedy." Bill Clinton replies, "That would be an accident, not a tragedy."
A couple of seconds later, Audrey raises her hand and says, "If a school shooting would happen and 10 kids died, that would be a tragedy." Bill Clinton replies once again with: "That would be a great loss, not a tragedy." All of the kids are confused now when all of a sudden Matthew says, "If you and Hillary Clinton were on an airplane and it got blown up, that would be a tragedy!"
"Yes!" Says Bill Clinton "How do you know?" Matthew says happily, "It is definitely not an accident, and certainly not a great loss!"
Remember, kids: the school shooter can't get you if YOU are the shooter.
Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning?
Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers.
I met a kid at the park. He was holding a picture of his parents in his hands. They had died on 9/11.
So, I went to comfort him. I said, "Hey, I lost my grandpa on 9/11. He was great. At flying a plane."
Teacher: "I'll call your mother."
Orphan: "Go on, see if she picks up."
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Cindy, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment.
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
Who lives under the sea?
Malaysia flight 370.
I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great, but when I tell them to others, they tend to crash and burn.
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Bruh, Travis Scott went from Astroworld festival to after world festival.
They named a road after George Floyd. It was a dead end, though.
What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Not Sally.