Tragedy jokes

What do you call the people in the Challenger explosion?

Ashtraynauts.

Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.

There were two twins, and they were both very tall.

The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.

You know how 7 ate 9? Why was 10 scared? It's because he was in the middle of 9/11. 🤣

What's the difference between an orphan and Spider-Man?

There's no way home.

My wife was going to have an abortion and I have cancer.

Ha Ha Ha

I thought it was funny.

My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.

How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?

You give them a Sandy Hook.

Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?

A: Because they're intended for a young audience.

The other day I went to a museum. My friend and I went to the Holocaust section, and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him, "Why are you sad? It's just an ashtray."

My mom said she would miss me if I committed suicide, so we made it double.

Why did the orphan commit mass murder?

To be on top of the wanted list.

What is black and at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking's after a fire.

What do you describe Titanic as?

... Broken...

My grandfather was there when the Titanic sank. He shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they finally kicked him out of the movie theater... haha

My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.

What's black and sitting in a chair? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

What do you get when you have an annoying kid, a homicidal kid, and a suicidal kid in the same room? A happy ending.

So, this guy and his wife figure out that she has gotten pregnant. The baby is due March 31st. Well, the guy is at work and he gets a call from his wife. She tells him she is going into labor. He rushes to pick her up, and once he is on the road, he starts speeding. Eventually, he hits another car and swerves off the road into a ditch. He wakes up in the hospital, looks around but doesn’t see his wife. He asks the doctor, "Is my wife okay? She was carrying my child." The doctor said the wife is fine and the baby is in good health. 10 seconds later he goes, "APRIL FOOLS! Your wife is dead and your child has brain damage."

You know, people should really stop making fun of 911....both my parents died.

One driving one plane, and the other driving the other.