What's the emergency number, Jimmy?
Jimmy: 9/11!
Helicopter, helicopter, Kobe Bryant in my chopper, Sitting next to burning daughter, Lots of smoke and little laughter.
The orphan asked a genie to become Batman. Then he went home and saw his parents dead.
Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents!
Why were 9/11 victims so mad?
They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!
Guys we should stop making orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad... oh wait... Continue 🙂
Why did the family move away?
Because they lost their son.
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? Two planes.
My girlfriend went to Tokyo, and she died in the tsunami.
Since I was sad, my friend told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty more in the ocean."
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.
"9/11 people" say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good, he died to a landmine.
What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?
The cow never made it.
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.
