Tragedy jokes
Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'
Q. What's a 9/11 survivor's least favorite bagel? A. Plain.
It was just a prank, and stop calling our humor "plane." In our opinion, it's fire.
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
Gwen, we can chat in 2 months. My aunt just died from COVID, and it is taking forever for us to get there to California. I love you, your boyfriend, Prince!
Roses are red, violets are violet.
My grandad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.
Why did the orphan commit mass murder?
To be on top of the wanted list.
A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid.
Man: "Hang in there! I'm gonna get some help!"
Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said.
RIP Daniel Kyre from Cyndago (July 6, 1994-September 18, 2015)
Daniel committed suicide five years ago today......
DDLC be like: "You kinda left her (Sayori) hanging."
And Yuri TOOK A SEAT...
On the floor.
And died.
The end.
"Uh daddy harder," the orphan said. Oh wait, he doesn’t have a daddy.
How many fingers am I holding up?
Said the suicide bomber, referring to the countdown.
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
What do you call a romance movie for Down syndrome people? Chromeo and Juliet.
1 like = 1 more missile aimed at a hospital.
What's the difference between a Lambo and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
What did the parents say to the orphans?
"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the world's overpopulation issue.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels."
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.