Tragedy jokes
What's the square root of your dead?
9/11.
I played the Angry Birds theme while watching a 9/11 documentary.
Me and my brother were called the twin towers. My brother lived up to his title after the plane crash.
Why can’t you tell JFK facts about Dallas?
Last time he was there, he got his mind blown.
I tried to start a music career, but it crashed harder than Paul Walker.
He was so close but so far
What did the captain of the Titanic do before the Titanic sunk?
He nominated everyone for the ice bucket awards.
My friend committed suicide yesterday... At least he went out with a bang.
Turn the comments into a school shootout ;)
The twin towers are like my parents, only one came back.
Every single person on the plane died except for 2. How is that possible?
It said all the single people died; the 2 were a couple. That's how it was possible.
Me.
The joke is me.
What is stronger than family?
The tree Paul Walker hit.
How do terrorists feed their babies?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
You know, people should really stop making fun of 911....both my parents died.
One driving one plane, and the other driving the other.
These jokes are weak like the structure of the towers.
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?
Because he was hit by a bus.
Joaquin Phoenix as The Joker is like Heath Ledger if he overdosed on prescription drugs... Oh, wait. He already did.
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? Once they're gone they never come back.