Tragedy jokes
What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️
On 9/11, the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas. One came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
What song do you think was playing at the school?
"Pumped Up Kicks"
The quiet kid, orphan, and school shooter walked into a bar, and he ordered a beer.
People told Kobe to fly high. Look what happened.
What is the difference between a dead baby and an orphan?
The dead baby happened on purpose while the orphan came out as an accident!
"White people can't jump"...
"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."
When the school shooter misses you, but you gotta play it off.
😐😑
Do you know the shortest joke about Titanic?
*Splash!*
My cat got run down. That is a cat-astrophe.
Wanna know why not to joke about 9/11? They usually crash the party.
Q. What's the biggest cause of infant drownings? A. Postpartum depression.
What do 9/11 and gender have in common?
They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.
Twin Towers are like my parents: 2 left and 1 came back.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pizzas and they only got plain: one came late, and then went to the wrong location.
After a lord comes back from vacation, he meets the gardener at the gates of his park.
Lord: "Has something happened while I was gone?"
Gardener: "Ah, nothing much, I just broke a shovel while I was burying your dog."
Lord: "My dog died?!"
Gardener: "Yes, it choked on the smoke when your mansion burnt down."
Lord: "My mansion?! How?!"
Gardener: "Well, your wife was distraught and dropped a candle on the curtains."
Lord: "Why was she so distraught?"
Gardener: "She received the news of your daughter being kidnapped."
Lord: "My daughter! Don't you have any positive news for me?!"
Gardener: "Oh right! Your cancer test results!"
best friend makes 9/11 joke.
you: "hey, my dad was inside the tower."
best friend: "I'm sorry."
you: "I always knew he was a great pilot."