Tragedy jokes
I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?
What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?
The Titanic.
"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"
I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.
9/11, also known as the day football stopped.
When Kobe's pilot hit the mountain, he said, "Kobe."
What hits the ground first, the feather or the emo?
The feather, because the emo is hung in the tree.
Is it a bird, is it a plane?
No, it’s a 9/11 victim.
The last time I had flying lessons, I hit some building in Manhattan. Then my Uncle got shot in 2008. Darn...
What's the difference between an orphan and Spider-Man?
There's no way home.
Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?
Because he's dead.
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
[pause] You said you’d never forget.
Kurt Cobain's last job was a blow job. He blew his head clean off.
They call me Mr. Distracted, truly a spastic. Can't talk to my folks cause they say I'm pro- problematic. Really fantastic. Can't focus unless I take meds then it's magic. My brain is like traffic, always fucking active. But never at the right time, pretty fucking tragic it happens.
C'mon guys, 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
What is the difference between a dead baby and an orphan?
The dead baby happened on purpose while the orphan came out as an accident!
My dad died in 9/11. He was such a good pilot.
What's 12 inches long, red, and when I force feed it to my wife, she cries?
Her miscarriage.
Why did the plane cross the sky?
To hit the Twin Towers...