Tragedy jokes
What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?
The Titanic.
Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?
Because he's dead.
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?
My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell it to clap until his/her parents are back.
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"
I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.
9/11, also known as the day football stopped.
When Kobe's pilot hit the mountain, he said, "Kobe."
What hits the ground first, the feather or the emo?
The feather, because the emo is hung in the tree.
Is it a bird, is it a plane?
No, it’s a 9/11 victim.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
[pause] You said you’d never forget.
They call me Mr. Distracted, truly a spastic. Can't talk to my folks cause they say I'm pro- problematic. Really fantastic. Can't focus unless I take meds then it's magic. My brain is like traffic, always fucking active. But never at the right time, pretty fucking tragic it happens.
C'mon guys, 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
My dad died in 9/11. He was such a good pilot.
What is the difference between a dead baby and an orphan?
The dead baby happened on purpose while the orphan came out as an accident!
What's 12 inches long, red, and when I force feed it to my wife, she cries?
Her miscarriage.
My uncle died in the 9/11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met.