Titanic: ight I need a place to CRASH tonight
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.
"9/11 people" say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good, he died to a landmine.
What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?
The cow never made it.
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"
Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?
A: Because they're intended for a young audience.
lmao why do people think they can fly?
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.
A baby penguin sat on an iceberg. The baby penguin watched the Titanic sink.
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
