Tragedy jokes
How are school shooting victims and school shooting jokes similar? They never get old.
My grandma always said, "Slow and steady wins the race."
She died in a fire.
Teacher: Ok class, I'm going to ask a question about your family.
Alex: Miss, my Dad died in 9/11.
Teacher: OH NO, I'M SO SORRY!
Alex: Don't worry miss. It was only Dad and besides, he did what he wanted before he died.
Teacher: What was that?
Alex: Flew the plane.
Called a homeless kid 'Spider-Man' because he had no way home.
Where did Kobe go after the helicopter crashed? Everywhere.
What do you call an orphan that sings a solo?
When your mom says it will all be ok if you just......... *there is blood on the floor*
What does Diana stand for?
Died In A Nasty Accident.
What is the difference between a dead baby and an orphan?
The dead baby happened on purpose while the orphan came out as an accident!
What's a school shooter's favorite flower?
Columbine.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? Because his wife died.
What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?
A rape victim!
Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.
For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.
Why do Japanese people hate Christmas?
Because the last time a "FatMan" went down their chimney they lost half of their population.
What did the orphans do when the bombs drop?
They said, "Allahu Akbar."
In 9/11, people were dying for the pizza. But it was at the bottom, so they had to die for it literally.
Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! 🫥
A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.