Tragedy jokes
9/11, also known as the day football stopped.
Is it a bird, is it a plane?
No, it’s a 9/11 victim.
What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?
My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell it to clap until his/her parents are back.
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
What hits the ground first, the feather or the emo?
The feather, because the emo is hung in the tree.
The last time I had flying lessons, I hit some building in Manhattan. Then my Uncle got shot in 2008. Darn...
Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?
Because he's dead.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
[pause] You said you’d never forget.
They call me Mr. Distracted, truly a spastic. Can't talk to my folks cause they say I'm pro- problematic. Really fantastic. Can't focus unless I take meds then it's magic. My brain is like traffic, always fucking active. But never at the right time, pretty fucking tragic it happens.
C'mon guys, 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
What is the difference between a dead baby and an orphan?
The dead baby happened on purpose while the orphan came out as an accident!
What's 12 inches long, red, and when I force feed it to my wife, she cries?
Her miscarriage.
My dad died in 9/11. He was such a good pilot.
My uncle died in the 9/11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met.
Why did the plane cross the sky?
To hit the Twin Towers...
Where did the orphans go when the orphanage blew up?
Everywhere.
I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. My dad was a great pilot!
How are Kobe’s death and people in 9/11 the same? They both hit the ground really hard.