Tragedy jokes

George Floyd was in a TV show, Fresh Prince, with no air.

What’s an orphan's favorite event?

Homecoming.

The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Not your dad."

Then he says, "What comes after 47?"

The quiet kid says, "AK."

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor.

You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.

Why do Americans always win gold at the shooting Olympics?

Because they practice at the best schools.

Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?

A: Because they're intended for a young audience.

lmao why do people think they can fly?

When you find out your wife had a miscarriage,

So you start singing "It’s the best day ever!"

On 9/11, the New Yorks lost to the Jets.

It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.

My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.

My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11.

Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket.

What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?

You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.

Why is September 11th the best birthday?

Everyone remembers it! :)

I have an orphan joke.

But it needs parental guidance.

What do Spider-Man and orphans have in common?

There’s no way home.

I met a kid at the park. He was holding a picture of his parents in his hands. They had died on 9/11.

So, I went to comfort him. I said, "Hey, I lost my grandpa on 9/11. He was great. At flying a plane."

Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."

The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."

First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"

Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."

Kobe was on fire before his death. He was on fire after too.