Tragedy

Tragedy jokes

Wall

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Both of their greatest hits are "the wall."

Paul Walker

I respect anyone who devotes their life to charity work.

But I think Paul Walker went a step too far.

Orphan

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until they see their parents.

Dog

Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?

Well, I wouldn't want to be named "asdjasdjasdak" either.

Difference

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?

They both collapsed.

Lambo

What's the difference between a Lambo and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

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  • Orphan

    "Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"

    I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.

    Bomb

    I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.

    Orphan

    I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?

    Titanic

    What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?

    The Titanic.

    9/11

    I wish they taught 9/11 at school.

    It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨

    Orphan

    How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

    You tell it to clap until his/her parents are back.