Tragedy jokes
Q. What's a 9/11 survivor's least favorite bagel? A. Plain.
My wife was going to have an abortion and I have cancer.
Ha Ha Ha
I thought it was funny.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims – they went 89 stories in ten seconds.
Don't tell a Titanic joke, or you'll sink to a whole new low.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.
I wish my friends would give me this shirt
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
Why are school shooting jokes so funny?
Answer: The bullets hit your funny bone!
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"
What has more brains than the Columbine students? The wall behind them, xD.
DDLC be like: "You kinda left her (Sayori) hanging."
And Yuri TOOK A SEAT...
On the floor.
And died.
The end.
Paul Walker's death was a tragedy, but at least he went out in a blaze of glory.
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
They lost 2 towers.
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
The second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
What do you get when you have an annoying kid, a homicidal kid, and a suicidal kid in the same room? A happy ending.
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
Why were the Twin Towers mad at 9/11?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
My grandpa lost his toe today. 😔
Nvm, we found it. It's in his TOEtruck.