I respect anyone who devotes their life to charity work.
But I think Paul Walker went a step too far.
Tragedy Jokes
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until they see their parents.
Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?
Well, I wouldn't want to be named "asdjasdjasdak" either.
What do you describe Titanic as?
... Broken...
My uncle died on nine eleven... he was the best pilot in Iraq.
You looking for jokes? I have one: your life.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
Why is 10 so sad? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
What's the difference between a Lambo and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?
Because he's dead.
"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"
I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.
9/11, also known as the day football stopped.
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.
George Floyd is truly breathtaking.
I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?
What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?
The Titanic.
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell it to clap until his/her parents are back.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.
What hits the ground first, the feather or the emo?
The feather, because the emo is hung in the tree.
