Tragedy jokes
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
The second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! 🫥
George Floyd was in a TV show, Fresh Prince, with no air.
What’s an orphan's favorite event?
Homecoming.
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.
Why do Americans always win gold at the shooting Olympics?
Because they practice at the best schools.
Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?
A: Because they're intended for a young audience.
lmao why do people think they can fly?
When you find out your wife had a miscarriage,
So you start singing "It’s the best day ever!"
On 9/11, the New Yorks lost to the Jets.
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.
My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11.
Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket.
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
Everyone remembers it! :)
I have an orphan joke.
But it needs parental guidance.
What do Spider-Man and orphans have in common?
There’s no way home.