Tragedy jokes

What song do you think was playing at the school?

"Pumped Up Kicks"

Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.

What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?

Dark humor is ten kids in one container; morbid humor is one kid in ten containers.

it was just a prank bro.

Dark humor is like parents, not everybody gets it.

You wanna know why the Titanic was split in half? The iceberg hit it from the front and back.

Do you know the shortest joke about Titanic?

*Splash!*

I'm a family doctor and I wish I could help but... you're an orphan.

You call it a tragedy. I call it a 25 killstreak.

My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.

In 9/11, people were dying for the pizza. But it was at the bottom, so they had to die for it literally.

We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.

Last night I burned down an orphanage.

There was one survivor who said I would regret it. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"

When the school shooter misses you, but you gotta play it off.

😐😑

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Clearly not their parents."

What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told, so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.

I would say fly high to Kobe, but obviously he didn't...

What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?

"Go fuck yourself... at the bottom of the sea."

Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.

Dark humor is like cancer, it's even funnier when kids get it.