Tragedy jokes
What’s an orphan's favorite event?
Homecoming.
God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
Me: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Me: Not your family.
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
Everyone remembers it! :)
I have an orphan joke.
But it needs parental guidance.
Memes
We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
Whoever said white people can't jump obviously hasn't seen the 9/11 footage.
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.
Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
What do u call an orphan that takes a photo?
A family photo!
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe.
Man 1: Hey, I heard you survived a school shooting. What was it like?
Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere. I was only able to get a few of them.
Why couldn't George Floyd become a Demon Slayer?
Because he couldn't breathe.
Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."
The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."
First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"
Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."
Kobe was on fire before his death. He was on fire after too.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Both of their greatest hits are "the wall."
I just killed a family of five.
Now I’m an orphan.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until they see their parents.