Tragedy jokes

If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?

Boom, it went.

Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.

Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.

On 9/11, the New Yorks lost to the Jets.

What do Spider-Man and orphans have in common?

There’s no way home.

It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.

Why is September 11th the best birthday?

Everyone remembers it! :)

Why do Americans always win gold at the shooting Olympics?

Because they practice at the best schools.

Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?

A: Because they're intended for a young audience.

When you find out your wife had a miscarriage,

So you start singing "It’s the best day ever!"

You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.

Q. What's the biggest cause of infant drownings? A. Postpartum depression.

My great grandfather died in 9/11.

He was such a good pilot.

My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.

What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?

You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.

Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."

The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."

First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"

Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."

Kobe was on fire before his death. He was on fire after too.

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Both of their greatest hits are "the wall."

I just killed a family of five.

Now I’m an orphan.