I respect anyone who devotes their life to charity work.
But I think Paul Walker went a step too far.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until they see their parents.
What do you describe Titanic as?
... Broken...
My uncle died on nine eleven... he was the best pilot in Iraq.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
You looking for jokes? I have one: your life.
Why is 10 so sad? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
What's the difference between a Lambo and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
The last time I had flying lessons, I hit some building in Manhattan. Then my Uncle got shot in 2008. Darn...
9/11, also known as the day football stopped.
"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"
I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.
What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?
The Titanic.
George Floyd is truly breathtaking.
Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?
Because he's dead.
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.
What's the difference between an orphan and Spider-Man?
There's no way home.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell it to clap until his/her parents are back.
What hits the ground first, the feather or the emo?
The feather, because the emo is hung in the tree.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
[pause] You said you’d never forget.
