Tragedy jokes
I wonder if the 2 Irish kids off the Titanic movie who went to sleep before it sank had wet dreams?
Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
What's the worst thing about committing suicide? You can only do it once.
What's the only regret you would have when you eventually kill yourself? It wasn't sooner.
I usually don’t make school shooting jokes.
Because they’re aimed at a younger audience.
Where did the orphans go when the orphanage blew up?
Everywhere.
Why can't America play chess?
They're already missing 2 towers.
I see a kid crying in the park, right? So I go up to him and say, "Hey, where are your parents?" and he says, "Well, my dad left to get the milk and never came back, and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda Triangle."
God bless the shooting that happened.
What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.
The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.
Kobe likes his shoes like the way he died.
Air.
I walk into school, and look up praying.
"Man, would be a shame if the buildings fell from an airplane."
Nothing happened. There is no God.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.
If messyourself was on the Titanic, he would die first.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until their parents come home.
George Floyd is truly breathtaking.