Tragedy jokes
On 9/11, the New Yorks lost to the Jets.
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
Everyone remembers it! :)
I have an orphan joke.
But it needs parental guidance.
What do Spider-Man and orphans have in common?
There’s no way home.
If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?
Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.
I don't like making Kobe jokes... they always crash and burn.
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?
Serial killers are wanted.
Me: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Me: Not your family.
God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
The second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! 🫥
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni and got plane.
George Floyd was in a TV show, Fresh Prince, with no air.
What’s an orphan's favorite event?
Homecoming.
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
Man 1: Hey, I heard you survived a school shooting. What was it like?
Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere. I was only able to get a few of them.