Tragedy jokes

Whoever said white people can't jump obviously hasn't seen the 9/11 footage.

Why is September 11th the best birthday?

Everyone remembers it! :)

I have an orphan joke.

But it needs parental guidance.

We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.

Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London?

All the exit signs were in English.

Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?

They already lost 2 towers.

Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.

Oh wait, I forgot.

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor.

You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.

Q. What's the biggest cause of infant drownings? A. Postpartum depression.

My great grandfather died in 9/11.

He was such a good pilot.

My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.

My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11.

Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket.

What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?

You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.

Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."

The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."

First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"

Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."

Kobe was on fire before his death. He was on fire after too.

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Both of their greatest hits are "the wall."

I just killed a family of five.

Now I’m an orphan.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until they see their parents.

What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?

They both came from behind and crushed them.