Tragedy jokes

Why is September 11th the best birthday?

Everyone remembers it! :)

It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.

We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.

The other day I went to a museum. My friend and I went to the Holocaust section, and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him, "Why are you sad? It's just an ashtray."

I have an orphan joke.

But it needs parental guidance.

What do Spider-Man and orphans have in common?

There’s no way home.

When you find out your wife had a miscarriage,

So you start singing "It’s the best day ever!"

Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?

A: Because they're intended for a young audience.

lmao why do people think they can fly?

You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.

Q. What's the biggest cause of infant drownings? A. Postpartum depression.

My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11.

Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket.

My great grandfather died in 9/11.

He was such a good pilot.

What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?

You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.

My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.

Why do Americans always win gold at the shooting Olympics?

Because they practice at the best schools.

Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."

The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."

First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"

Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."

Kobe was on fire before his death. He was on fire after too.

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Both of their greatest hits are "the wall."

I just killed a family of five.

Now I’m an orphan.