Tragedy jokes
What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.
What is 6 inches long and makes women scream? Stillbirth...
Kobe Bryant jokes just don't really fly well now.
What was going through the student's heads during a school shooting?
Bullets.
A white dad, a priest, and a rabbi all run out a burning school, and the dad says, “What about the kids?” and the rabbi replies to him saying, “Fuck the kids,” and the priest says, “Think we got enough time?”
The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.
All my 9/11 jokes crash and burn.
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
Everybody misses Xxxtentacion, but the bullet didn't...
You know how 7 ate 9? Why was 10 scared? It's because he was in the middle of 9/11. 🤣
(just a joke) My grandfather was involved in 9/11. I’ve kept his pilot medals for how good of a pilot he was.
Biden did 9/10.
What’s an abbreviation for school in America?
Shooting range.
Jokes just as dead as the victims.
I'm gonna finally put a stop to the fucking drama. I saw people bullying other people for years; Gwen was not the only one. No longer will I put up with this. No longer will newcomers. For God's sake, just do jokes! Please! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don’t even know each other, but we're still going through this same fucking shit every fucking day! Just make jokes, people! That is why it’s called “Worst Jokes ever” not “Bully people forever.” So shut the hell up and get to joking! Jesus! The only reason why I came here was to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don’t even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fucking world!!!
“Addison, fuck off already, you're only 10 years old. What do you know?” I might be 10, but during my time here, the tragedies and horror I've experienced on this website have shaped me into someone more mature, able to share this wisdom. And if you're gonna laugh at me, spit in the face of me and my generous teachings, you will fall. I swear to God, I will make you wish you could never feel pain. But that would hurt me more than you. Please, stop the drama. That's all I ask. Together, we can make this website great again, like it once was.
On Xbox Live, an orphan can say "they f-ed your mom," so you can say, "at least mine didn't die from it."
Who read the most words?
911 passengers, they read 12 stories in 9.10 seconds.
Why can't America play chess?
They're already missing 2 towers.
Dark humor is like cancer, it's even funnier when kids get it.
What is black and at the top of a staircase?
Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
"9/11 people" say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.