Tragedy jokes
What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What do Spider-Man and orphans have in common?
There’s no way home.
2,996 kill streak, boom!
There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.
What do planes and offices have in common?
They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.
Memes
Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?
A: “Holes gonna be big.”
Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."
The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."
First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"
Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."
C'mon guys, 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
Kobe was on fire before his death. He was on fire after too.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Both of their greatest hits are "the wall."
I just killed a family of five.
Now I’m an orphan.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until they see their parents.
Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?
Well, I wouldn't want to be named "asdjasdjasdak" either.
What do you describe Titanic as?
... Broken...
My uncle died on nine eleven... he was the best pilot in Iraq.
You looking for jokes? I have one: your life.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
Why is 10 so sad? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
What's the difference between a Lambo and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?
Because he's dead.