Tragedy jokes
Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.
Are you the twin towers?
Because I want to crash inside of you.
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
The second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! 🫥
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni and got plane.
I don't like making Kobe jokes... they always crash and burn.
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe.
What do u call an orphan that takes a photo?
A family photo!
What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?
Serial killers are wanted.
Me: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Me: Not your family.
God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
Man 1: Hey, I heard you survived a school shooting. What was it like?
Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere. I was only able to get a few of them.
George Floyd was in a TV show, Fresh Prince, with no air.
What’s an orphan's favorite event?
Homecoming.