Tragedy jokes
Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 67 stories in 0.67 milliseconds.
Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."
The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."
First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"
Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."
C'mon guys, 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
Kobe was on fire before his death. He was on fire after too.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Both of their greatest hits are "the wall."
I just killed a family of five.
Now I’m an orphan.
I respect anyone who devotes their life to charity work.
But I think Paul Walker went a step too far.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until they see their parents.
Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?
Well, I wouldn't want to be named "asdjasdjasdak" either.
What do you describe Titanic as?
... Broken...
My uncle died on nine eleven... he was the best pilot in Iraq.
You looking for jokes? I have one: your life.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
Why is 10 so sad? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
What's the difference between a Lambo and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?
Because he's dead.
"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"
I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.
9/11, also known as the day football stopped.
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.