Tragedy jokes

What did the helicopter say to the mountain?

Kobe.

Man 1: Hey, I heard you survived a school shooting. What was it like?

Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere. I was only able to get a few of them.

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor.

It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.

On 9/11, the New Yorks lost to the Jets.

What do Spider-Man and orphans have in common?

There’s no way home.

You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.

My great grandfather died in 9/11.

He was such a good pilot.

Q. What's the biggest cause of infant drownings? A. Postpartum depression.

When you find out your wife had a miscarriage,

So you start singing "It’s the best day ever!"

What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?

You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.

My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11.

Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket.

The other day I went to a museum. My friend and I went to the Holocaust section, and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him, "Why are you sad? It's just an ashtray."

My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.

Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."

The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."

First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"

Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."

Kobe was on fire before his death. He was on fire after too.

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Both of their greatest hits are "the wall."

I just killed a family of five.

Now I’m an orphan.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until they see their parents.

What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?

They both came from behind and crushed them.