Tragedy jokes
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
The second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! 🫥
Levon Aronian's wife died in a car crash. That's wheelie unfortunate.
What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
Memes
When you find out your wife had a miscarriage,
So you start singing "It’s the best day ever!"
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was such a good pilot.
My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.
Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."
The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."
First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"
Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."
C'mon guys, 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
Kobe was on fire before his death. He was on fire after too.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Both of their greatest hits are "the wall."
I just killed a family of five.
Now I’m an orphan.
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until they see their parents.
Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?
Well, I wouldn't want to be named "asdjasdjasdak" either.
What do you describe Titanic as?
... Broken...
My uncle died on nine eleven... he was the best pilot in Iraq.
What do maths and 9/11 have in common?
They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.