Tragedy

Tragedy jokes

Gravity

Twin Towers

Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.

9/11 victim

Twin Towers

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims. They went through 67 stories in 0.67 milliseconds.

Dad

Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."

The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."

First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"

Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."

Fire

Kobe was on fire before his death. He was on fire after too.

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  • Wall

    What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Both of their greatest hits are "the wall."

    Paul Walker

    I respect anyone who devotes their life to charity work.

    But I think Paul Walker went a step too far.

    Orphan

    How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

    Tell them to clap until they see their parents.

    Dog

    Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?

    Well, I wouldn't want to be named "asdjasdjasdak" either.

    Difference

    What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?

    They both collapsed.

    Lambo

    What's the difference between a Lambo and a pile of dead babies?

    I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

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  • Orphan

    "Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"

    I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.

    Bomb

    I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.