"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream" -Margret "Why"-Depress boy "Because he got ran over"-Margret "I wish that was me"-Depress boy
my uncle died on 9 11. her last words were Allah Ackbar.
On the day of 9/11 the WTC’s ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane
What world record did the people in 911 get the world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore. And if I tried it would probably crash and burn. It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
Famous last words. Twin towers: “is it a bird, is it superman, AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ”
ddlc be like: "you kinda left her (sayori) hanging" And Yuri TOOK A SEAT.. On the floor. And died The end.
Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.
my grandpa was a great pilot. but he died. on September 11 2001
My grand pa died in 911 he was a grate pilot
Whats. The best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter
Because the twin towers collapsed.
Anyone else think high school musical would of been a better film with a school shooter
My Mom said: I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied. Well i said: Have you seen her?
People in 1912: The titanic is unsinkable! Iceberg: hold my beer
Who are the fastest readers? Nine eleven victims because they fell through 720 stories in under 10 seconds
Want to hear an abortion joke, or any joke for that matter? You have that option, and you can thank your mother for that. But that's a question that will never be heard by an aborted unborn baby, whose only option was death. And that's no joke.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world? Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
The titanic basically nominated all the passengers for the ice bucket challenge
Gwen we can chat in 2 mounths my aunt just died from covid and is talking forever for us too get there to californa I love you your boyfriend prince!
When the school shooter kills five people and the autistic kid yells "HEROES NEVER DIE".
