Tragedy jokes
What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?
Serial killers are wanted.
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe.
What do u call an orphan that takes a photo?
A family photo!
What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! 🫥
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
What’s an orphan's favorite event?
Homecoming.
Man 1: Hey, I heard you survived a school shooting. What was it like?
Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere. I was only able to get a few of them.
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
Everyone remembers it! :)
I have an orphan joke.
But it needs parental guidance.
I don't like making Kobe jokes... they always crash and burn.
Me: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Me: Not your family.
If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?
Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."
The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."
First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"
Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."
Kobe was on fire before his death. He was on fire after too.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Both of their greatest hits are "the wall."
I just killed a family of five.
Now I’m an orphan.