Tragedy jokes
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni and got plane.
What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?
Serial killers are wanted.
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
The second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! 🫥
Memes
What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
When you find out your wife had a miscarriage,
So you start singing "It’s the best day ever!"
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was such a good pilot.
My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.
Q. What's the biggest cause of infant drownings? A. Postpartum depression.
lmao why do people think they can fly?
Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?
A: Because they're intended for a young audience.
Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."
The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."
First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"
Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."
Kobe was on fire before his death. He was on fire after too.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Both of their greatest hits are "the wall."
I just killed a family of five.
Now I’m an orphan.
If Charlie Kirk were a 5-year-old schoolkid being murdered, America would have moved on by now.
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until they see their parents.
Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?
Well, I wouldn't want to be named "asdjasdjasdak" either.