Tragedy jokes

2,996 kill streak, boom!

The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"

You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.

Me: Knock knock.

Orphan: Who's there?

Me: Not your family.

God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.

All that work wasted.

Why were the Twin Towers mad?

They ordered pepperoni and got plane.

What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?

Serial killers are wanted.

What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?

Their ankles.

The second worst thing to happen to these orphans!

Why is it bad to climb a tree?

You might fall on an orphan! 🫥

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor.

When you find out your wife had a miscarriage,

So you start singing "It’s the best day ever!"

My great grandfather died in 9/11.

He was such a good pilot.

My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.

Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."

The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."

First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"

Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."

C'mon guys, 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.

Kobe was on fire before his death. He was on fire after too.

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Both of their greatest hits are "the wall."

I just killed a family of five.

Now I’m an orphan.

What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?

They both came from behind and crushed them.