Tragedy jokes
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃
A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.
My orphan terrorist friend is on TV... I think he blew up.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes, people. They're just not gonna fly.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I give a fuck if my computer crashes.
Why does a kid never come home after a fight with their parents? Because they never found the key to the house again.
Where did Lucy go after the bombing?
Everywhere.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
His parents were on the other side!
Every joke I make about 9/11 just has a tendency to crash and burn.
What’s the name of OceanGate’s next submarine?
Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs, I bet they’ll call it the "George Floyd."
I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don’t understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, "what’s so sad?" and she said, "What do you think was running through these kid’s head before they died?" I replied, "probably a bullet." She gasped and said, "do you have any idea how insensitive that is? What do you think is running through their parent’s heads?" I said "probably all the money they're losing from this funeral."
Did you hear about the school shooting joke? Well, I won't tell you it's aimed at a younger audience.
9/11 victims are the best readers.
They went through hundreds of stories in a few seconds.
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator.
Everybody misses Xxxtentacion, but the bullet didn't...
Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.
What's a school shooter's favorite flower?
Columbine.
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.
Why are you an orphan? Loser...