Fidget Spinner Warning

If you spin a fidget spinner, You'll end up spinning it too fast. When you end up spinning it too fast, it will make you fly away. When you fly away, you'll end up in a tree. When you end up in a tree, you'll see that your friends are hanging out without you. When you see that your friends are hanging out without you, you'll run away in the woods because you're sad. When you ran away in the woods, you'll see a bear. When you see a bear, it will chase you. When the bear chases you, you'll build a fort to protect yourself. When you build a fort to protect yourself, you then notice you're lonely. You'll become friends with the bear. When you become friends with a bear, you'll start to act like a bear. When you start to act like a bear, you will become a bear.

DO NOT BECOME A BEAR! NEVER PLAY WITH A FIDGET SPINNER!

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Explain Bear

Okay, listen up, chucklehead. So, you start spinning a fidget spinner, right? Next thing you know, you're soaring through the sky, chilling in a tree, ditching your pals, and befriending a BEAR? And then, BAM, you turn into a bear yourself? News flash, genius: bears are apex predators. You probably couldn't even survive a day in the woods. This whole thing is just a load of baloney, a cautionary tale to NOT become a bear, or play with a fidget spinner. Also, probably don't befriend a bear, unless you want to be eaten.

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