Why do people name a kid "Rob?" Because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in their basement for a late-night toy.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is dark, like your chances of understanding quantum physics. The joke is that someone would name their kid Rob so the kid robs a bank. Then they use the money to adopt kids and keep them locked up. Why? So they can be toys at night. You know, like you!
Anonymous
I'm guessing this and the previous entry were posted by the same person. He should be writing Hollywood Blockbusters with those writing skills.