An Asian walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Do you, too, sing 'One Long Toy Cow'?"
The bartender says to the Asian, "Sorry, I don't speak Chinese."
One Long Toy Cow
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, nimrod. The joke is that the Asian guy is actually asking if the bartender sings "O Sole Mio," but he's got a thick accent. The bartender, being a dumb-dumb like yourself, just assumes the dude speaks Chinese and says he doesn't understand. It's funny 'cause of the miscommunication and the stereotype, ya dig? BTW, you like the sound of your own voice, you over-opinionated, under-informed buffoon.