George, when I saw your face, I had to shoot you with a Nerf gun. If you died, wimp.
Nerf Gun Assault
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is like saying someone's face is so bad that seeing it made the joke teller want to shoot them with a Nerf gun. It's not really about the Nerf gun, it's about the face being so ugly that it deserves a plastic bullet. Also, the person is called a "wimp", so the joke teller thinks he is tough and can defeat other people easily.