Mom told me to get more in touch with my feminine side. So I crashed the car.
What do u call an IT teacher that touches his students?
A PDF file
You forehead is so big, that your face touches your chin
I bet ur hairline gose inside ur private part and ur girlfriend can’t even touch it
Yo mama so fat she didn't just cross the border she crossed ALL The borders
short version: yo mama so fat she touches every border
I never touched kids, just woman, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.
How do you know the hooker killed herself? She sniffed the line off the dresser you said not to touch
Wanna touch my shirt? It's made of boyfriend/girlfriend/partner material
*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The colour orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'seperate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, its a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O
What's the difference between a gamer and dog poop? Dog poop touches grass.
i like touching things that have been in space. i was super excited when i got to meet an astronaut
What time is bed time at Michael Jackson’s house? When the big hand touches the little hand
I am the ice cream man running over fat kids with my van if you touch my van I’ll smack you in the face with a frying pan if you steal ice cream I’ll shoot you in the face with a fudge machine
Yo mama so ugly a rapist wouldn't even touch her with a barge pole.
Yo hairline go so back it touch Jupiter
If I saw a homosexual or transsexual man do so much as TOUCH my child, he would be dead, zombified, and castrated by the end of the day. Protect your young'uns from these degenerate freaks and live off the grid so they have no bearing on your life.
My Father touched me yesterday i called him a priest
one day little johnny saw his grandpa smoking a cigar johnny said can i have puff grandpa said can your dick touch your ass johnny said no then thats your answer later that day johnny saw his grandpa drinking a drink johnny said can i have a sip grandpa said the same thing can your dick touch your ass johnny said no then thats your answer later that night johnny was eating some cookies in the kitchin grandpa said hi son can i have a cookie johnny said can your dick touch your ass grandpa said yes johnny said good go fuck yourself
Roses are red foxes are red I like your butt let me touch it forever
There are 3 men: an American, a French and an Italian who have to take a trip and take the plane. The American puts his hand out the window and says: "We are in America, I touched the Statue of Liberty", the French says: "We are in France I touched the Eiffel Tower", the Italian says: "We are in Italy, I touched the garbage!"
