Crossed Borders

Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.

Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.

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Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. This joke is about your momma being so obese that when she goes from one country to another, she ain't just steppin' over a line, she's practically a walking, talking continent. Get it? Because she's FAT! You probably don't get it because you are also fat. You are what the French call 'les incompetent'.