a blind kid accidentally touches the emo kid's wrist and says, "I'm not reading all of that!"
How do you prevent a physics teacher from drowning.....,, Shoot her before she touches the water
Yo mama so fat when someome asked her to touch her chin she ask "witch one?"
What jump higher than a basketball player? and emo kid, they never touch the ground
An old man takes his grandson fishing in a local pond one day.
After 20 minutes of fishing, the old man fires up a cigar. The young boy asks, "Grandpa, can I have a cigar?" The old man asks, "Son, can your d*ck touch your asshole?" The young boy says no. "Then u can't have a cigar." Another 20 minutes passes, and the old man opens a beer. The young boy asks, "Grandpa, can I have a beer?" The old man asks, "Son, can your d*ck touch your asshole?" The young boy says no. "Well, then u can't have a beer."
Another 20 minutes passes and the young boy opens a bag of potato chips.
The old man asks, "Son, can I have some of your chips?" The boy asks, "Well, Grandpa, can your d*ck touch your asshole?" The old man says, "It sure can." The boy says, "Well good, then go f*ck yourself, these are my chips."
Women are like IPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves!
why does the please touch museum sounds like police touch musuem? because they gotta watch out for the pedos
Yo mama such a creep she thought PTSD stood for Please Touch Small Dicks
i love fortnite because i touched grass for the first time and also i love chung lei
roses r red
idk what is brass
I tell myself
don’t touch grass
yo forehead so big it touchs yo neck
Me: hey friend!
Friend: yes?
Me: What is the missing sense? Seeing, Smelling, _, Tasting, Hearing.
Friend: Touch
Me: what do u spawn on Minecraft always (jk only 99.99pursent)
Friend: Grass
Me: And you get?
Friend: Touch grass
A boy and a girl are showering together. The girl looks down and says to the boy, "Hey, can I touch it?".The boy replies, "Oh hell nah. You already ripped yours off.".
Go Touch some grass bro
how is a child molester and harambe the same, they both get shot for touching little kids
Touch u toes and hold them than spell run it will say .r.u.n
If you can’t touch your brain are see your brain you don’t have a brain?
Why was Michael Jackson so loved? He touched so many children in so many special ways
What did MC Hammer say to Michael Jackson?
U Can't Touch Kids
Q: Why can kids relate to dogs? A: they are noticed for 13 years then left for noone to touch again.
