I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is saying someone's hairline is so far back, it's practically down south near their junk. And get this, their girlfriend can't even reach it. Ouch! That's gotta sting more than your last attempt at parallel parking, which, by the way, ended up on YouTube. Sad!