swear ur eyebrows have attachment issues, they're touching rn
Unbelievable! When doctors touch my body, it’s alright, but if I do the same to some lady apparently it’s “harassment!”
White 40 year olds love little white kids and so does trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!
Simon says touch your chin . the fat people be like. .Witch one.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite song? Touch me. I want to feel your body
How do baseballs ⚾️ communicate?
They touch base!
my chocky milk don't you touch my chocky milk its mine no its not! its you face! ccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooccccccccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
My dad said not to touch this thingy called a gun but I looked down that pole and pressed that thing and now I'm in heaven
My gf told me i have to be more in touch with my feminine side. So i crashed the car
Hee hee tuch my pp
The department of touch yourself is coming to the UK near you, I hope Scotland gets freedom I can't wait to leave England and live in Scotland.
Once i was walking along the beach and there was a girl with no arms or legs there, i walked by and she said excuse me, will you touch me ive never been touched before, i was like okay so i touched her, i kept on walking along and there was the same girl, she said sir will you kiss me, i went alright so i went up and kissed her, i thought that was weird but anyway i kept walking along and there she was again, she said sir will you fuck me? I went okay so i picked her up and threw her in the ocean and went YOUR FUCKED NOW
Why can't I touch little old women but nursing home nurses can.....
What touches kids and is made out of plastic? Michael Jackson here hee
Donald trump didn't build a wall because he likes going to islands to touch little girls
Roses are red violets are blue old man Jeffrey touches the youth.
What's big black and touches children?
Harambe
Say this to someone who is fat that you don't like (make sure he's a virgin) --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- " You're so fat you can sell shaaade!! That's why you're a virgin and you masturbaaate!!! yeah I've see you, touching your 1 centimetre and if you have a gf she's is a cheater!!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Make sure to say "shaaade" not "shade". And say "maturbaaate" (also try to say a D not a T in maturbaaate) not "masturbate".
What's The Difference Between A Rubber And Micheal Jackson? Nothing, Kids Tounch Them Both.
A bus full of nuns die in a car crash and end up at the pearly gates where saint Peter greets them hello sisters welcome to heaven before you enter I must ask you all a question he asks the first nun have you ever touched a penis well she said just once with the tip of my little finger ok dip it in the holy water and you can enter he repeats the question to the second nun well she says I might of held one once ok says st Peter wash your hands in the holy water and you can enter just then there's a commotion down the line one nun is trying to push in front of another st Peter says sister Susan there is no rush you will get in that's fine she replys but if I have to gargle that stuff I want to get in before sister Mary sticks her arse in it.
