Yo hairline goes so back it touches Jupiter.
Jupiter Hairline
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is about your receding hairline. Your hairline is so far back on your head it's practically in outer space near Jupiter. That's right, Jupiter. It's the biggest planet in our solar system. You probably didn't know that because you have so little hair it starves your brain.