Worst Jokes Ever
I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?
Your forehead is so big, I bet your dreams are in IMAX.
An emo tried to give me a high five...
I left him hanging.
Dad: Here you go son, all your toys have gone to the orphanage.
Son: Why, Dad?
Dad: You would be bored there if there was not anything to do.
This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.
Yo mama so old when she farts, dust comes out.
Jesus and Satan are just basically Homer and Flanders. One tries to help the other, only for Satan to just say, "Shut up!"
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, "Have you heard about the mad cow disease that's going around?"
"Yeah," the other cow says. "Makes me glad I'm a penguin."
I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk.
What's the difference between me and my pencil sharpeners? Nothing, we're both broken.
Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.
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What show do orphans hate?
Family Guy.
What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner? A kong-vict.
I like my girlfriend's new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesn’t beat her old primary school one. 😀
Why can't orphans play basketball?
They don't know where home is.
Two women, Jane and Emma, are in the afterlife waiting for judgement.
Emma turns to Jane and says, "I'm just curious, but how did you die?"
Jane replies with, "I burnt to death."
Emma, shocked, responds with, "That sounds horrible! What was it like?"
Jane answers with, "It first felt really hot and painful, but then I felt nothing. How did you die?"
Emma replies with, "Well, I believed my husband was cheating on me. I decided to leave work early one day to make sure he was loyal. I found him on the phone with his mother. I thought he was hiding something from me so I ran to the bedroom and found nothing. Then I sprinted to the kitchen and didn't find anything. I then jolted outside to the backyard and just found that he hadn't cleaned the pool. I was so tired from running that I fell over into the pool and drowned."
Jane retorts with, "Well if you checked the oven neither of us would be here right now."
I can make 9/11 jokes, but every time I do, they crash and burn.
What do you not say to an Emo if you want them to come round? "Wanna hang out."
Hey, Reaper!!! Where are you going?
"I finished my job."
What about me?