Man: *steals drink*
Boy: broππ
Man: Why are u crying over a drink?
Boy: That had drugs.
Man: ....
Worst Jokes Ever
On 9/11, the New Yorks lost to the Jets.
If ugliness was a brick, you would be the Great Wall of China.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like it can tell its parents.
A limbo champion walks into a bar.
I got in trouble at school today because I told the teacher at school with COVID to stay positive.
How to get into politics?
Fail art school.
Are you a playground? Because I want to put my kids in you.
I ordered a pizza with everything on it, but I got a plain pizza.
Q: What did the porn actress say when she opened the door?
A: Make sure to come upstairs!
What is a orphan's favorite song?
"We Are Family."
Bligitty blot, bliggity blit,
You better not be talkin' shit. π«
Why was the calf afraid?
Because she was a cow-herd.
Zozo the hobo is single like a Pringle.
Single like a Pringle, and he loves Pringle's, get it?
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it, 'cause it ain't gonna come to you.
"Mommy, mommy, where's my school dress... ewww!"
"Shut up and leave the bedroom."
My son came to me depressed, so I pointed to the spare bedroom and said, "Hang in here, son."
Fat person: "Hey, what's up?"
Friend: "Your blood pressure!"
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
I've never had a lentil on my face.
Yo Mama so thin, when she signed up to be a stripper she became the pole
