Worst Jokes Ever
What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?
Special Forces.
Why do orphans love to go to church? Because they have someone to call father.
I went to a feminist picnic the other day.
It was great, apart from the fact no one made any sandwiches.
2,996 kill streak, boom!
What do you not say to an Emo if you want them to come round? "Wanna hang out."
What instrument do skeletons use? A trombone! Haha!
What type of flour do orphans use?
- Self-raising.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, grabbed her thigh, and said, "You know you wanna." Jill said yes and pulled up her dress, and then they had some fun, but silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a daughter.
Haha, I fucked you over!
"Spray and pray," also known as a priest with an altar boy.
I bet emos get jealous when their phone dies.
Q: What did the porn actress say when she opened the door?
A: Make sure to come upstairs!
Me: Mom, the weight scale wants your weight, not your phone number!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I've got a bouquet in my pants for you.
You look sexy with that rope around your neck.
Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.
They say they'll stay, but I left first.
Why did the emo break up with her boyfriend?
He didn't wanna hang out.
What do you call a murderer with two butts? An assassin.