Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama's so gay that, after watching Aladdin, she tried to fly on a pride flag!
What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
Know what a 6.9 is?
Another good thing screwed up by a period.
What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
You look sexy with that rope around your neck.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, grabbed her thigh, and said, "You know you wanna." Jill said yes and pulled up her dress, and then they had some fun, but silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a daughter.
Haha, I fucked you over!
"Spray and pray," also known as a priest with an altar boy.
Why were the Twin Towers disappointed?
They asked for a pepperoni pizza and all they got was a plane.
We should really stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents will get mad.
I know this place may be cruel, but hang in there!
What type of flour do orphans use?
- Self-raising.
Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.
Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.
I decided to take my mother-in-law out the other day. I love being a hitman.
Me: Mom, the weight scale wants your weight, not your phone number!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I've got a bouquet in my pants for you.
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
They say they'll stay, but I left first.
Sodomising a physically challenged homophobic heterosexual white male is better than the smallest act of kindness.