Worst Jokes Ever
What does a Rubik's cube and a man's penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
A Chinese man and an Indian man are in a car. Who’s driving?
The driving instructor.
I told my therapist I feel suicidal. He charged me in advance.
Call me a worn-out sweater because I’m hanging on by a thread.
That’s about to become a rope around my neck.
What was the Twin Towers favorite game? Jenga.
Here comes the airplane.
9/11 happens the next day.
Boom, it went.
2,996 kill streak, boom!
What is the difference between a microwave and a gay guy?
A microwave doesn’t brown your meat.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last long for fat people.
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
What do you call a cut cucumber?
A guy with no legs.
Why don't Indians like snow?
Because it's white all over their land.
Why doesn’t Joe Biden visit children with cancer in hospitals?
Because he can’t sniff their hair.
People trying to stop me from being depressed: “Just cheer up!”
Me: “WOW, I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT!”
If you’re having a bad day, just punch an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff? Neither did I til I seen his Head and Shoulders on the dashboard.
What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"
What's the difference between my girlfriend and my uncle?
My girlfriend didn't go to jail for loving me.