Worst Jokes Ever
Roses are red, violets are blue, she's only red bc she sucked you.
Bligitty blot, bliggity blit,
You better not be talkin' shit. 🔫
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"
If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?
A tEsTiClE!
I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck,
If a woodchuck could chuck wood.
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
I ordered a pizza with everything on it, but I got a plain pizza.
Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
School Rizz:
You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
What's the difference between God and Ron DeSantis?
God does not think he is Ron DeSantis.
What is illegal in Africa? Water guns.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at the orange juice because it said "concentrate."
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
Man: *steals drink*
Boy: broðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Man: Why are u crying over a drink?
Boy: That had drugs.
Man: ....
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers and the middle one's for you.
A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"
What did John Cena say to the blind kid? "You can't see me."