Worst Jokes Ever
I gave a blind kid a hand grenade and told him it's a beyblade.
Why is Penaldo's favorite club Real Mallorca?
Because it reminds him of Kathryn Mallorca🥵
What's black and sits on top of a staircase?
Stephen Hawking's after a house fire.
It only takes 4 inches to please a woman.
And it doesn’t matter if it’s credit or debit.
How do you know a woman is blind?
Because she can’t see the kitchen or the laundry.
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?
Helen Killer.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought someone else was ugly, but then I saw you.
Why do lesbians get their belly button pierced?
So they have a place to hang the air freshener.
What's the difference between milk and a cancer patient?
There's none, they both don't age well.
What is a black person's least favorite word game?
Hangman.
Doctor: "I am so sorry, I cannot see you today."
Orphan: "Oh, okay. What about tomorrow?"
Doctor: "No, I can't see you ever."
Orphan: "Why?"
Doctor: "Because I am a family doctor."
What do masturbation and brain damage have in common? After a few strokes, there’s no going back.
What is the speed limit for sex? 68, because if you go any faster, you’ll have to turn around.
Q: What did Britney say to Kevin when they were in bed?
A: "Hit me baby one more time."
What do a plastic bag and Jeffery Epstein have in common?
They're both dangerous to children.
What do you say to a woman in a wheelchair with no arms or legs?
"Nice tits."
What do you call a homosexual wrestler?
Gay Mysterio.
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What do you call a Greek necrophiliac?
Con Fuckacarcass.
"Stupidity isn’t a crime, so you’re free to go."