Worst Jokes Ever
what's the worst thing to say to an emo?
if you don't succeed the first time, try try try again.
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what she's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine! Lol.
How do you organize a space themed birthday party?
You planet.
Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: "To be continued."
Hey, I just found out my toaster is waterproof! :D
Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff? Neither did I til I seen his Head and Shoulders on the dashboard.
Why doesn’t Joe Biden visit children with cancer in hospitals?
Because he can’t sniff their hair.
Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
What do you call a cut cucumber?
A guy with no legs.
Why don't Indians like snow?
Because it's white all over their land.
How many children can you fit in a box?
Maybe five if you have a trash compactor.
What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"
I hope death is a woman That way she'll never look at me twice
Why can’t orphans play GTA?
Because they are not wanted.
What did the balls say to the dick?
Hey dick, how's it hanging?
When I was little, I would pray to Jesus every night for him to get me a new bike. I learned one week in Sunday school that that's not how it works, so instead, I just stole one and asked him for forgiveness.
Good night, sleep tight, wake up bright in the morning light, to do what's right, with all your might.
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalogue. 😁
Why did God create yeast infections?
So women would know what it's like to live with an annoying cunt.
Robin's gay.