Worst Jokes Ever
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
What is a thing orphans have that we can never have?
Imaginary parents.
Fall
Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?
No, because they already are on one.
Do you know what the F in Orphan stands for?
Family.
Boom, it went.
Dude,
if you stab a cereal box, will that make you a cereal killer?
Twin Tower jokes are just plane.
Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always sees Among Us and says "stupid"?
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
The emo kid went to give a tree a high five.
The tree left him hanging.
My wife says sex is even better on holiday. I wish she didn’t tell me via email.
My grandfather said my generation relies too much on technology. So I unplugged his life support. (ref)
None of these are jokes... they're all facts!
I don't like making Kobe jokes... they always crash and burn.
What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
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What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.
I thought God didn't make mistakes, but then I saw your face.