Worst Jokes Ever
A son walks up to his dad and says, "I'm so gay right now!"
"HOW COULD YOU? I THOUGHT YOU WERE STRAIGHT!!!" screams the dad.
"No, gay as in HAPPY," says the confused son, "I'm so happy right now!"
"Oh," says the dad, "why are you happy?"
Then the son said, "Because I just got 20 dollars for sucking a guy off."
By the way, infertility is hereditary:
If your parents did not have children, you will not have any.
The emo kid went to give a tree a high five.
The tree left him hanging.
My wife says sex is even better on holiday. I wish she didn’t tell me via email.
My grandfather said my generation relies too much on technology. So I unplugged his life support. (ref)
None of these are jokes... they're all facts!
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
Why is Jesus in pieces?
Because a one man band is Nine Inch Nails.
Me: Kills the boss and takes his loot.
Everyone else in the office: 😱
What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.
I don't like making Kobe jokes... they always crash and burn.
What was the Twin Towers favorite game? Jenga.
What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
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What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
A father bought his depressed son a new house, and then pointing at it, he said, "Hang in there, son!"
What movie do orphans hate?
Home Alone.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal? His left shoulder.
2,996 kill streak, boom!