Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between a pig and a police officer?
The pig smells better.
What's overcrowded and uncomfortable?
My mind.
Guys, don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section, it was the worst mistake of my life!
What would happen if a dam broke when you are on it?
You would be dam unlucky.
Did you know the past tense of William Shakespeare is Wouldiwas Shookspeared?
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni and got plane.
Did you hear about the cannibal who converted to Catholicism?
On Fridays, he only eats fishermen!
How do you help a starving cannibal?
You give him a hand!
I have a little John.
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
Things I would’ve missed if my suicide attempt didn’t fail in 2020.
My attempt in 2021.
And my attempt this year.
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
Orphan, why can’t I watch a PG movie?
Because they are Parental Guidance.
What is Hitler's favorite letter?
Not-Z.
Teacher: Little Johnny, why are you late again?
Little Johnny: I had to be there for the birth of our first mixed cow, the white cow fell on the mud! (The teacher faints)
Q: Why can you be rude to an orphan?
A: Because who are they gonna tell their parents?
Bro, I love hanging out with bullies. It's either we play Yahtzee or we playing Nazi.
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
Did you know that the "f" in "orphans" means family?