Worst Jokes Ever
Where did little Lucy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: "To be continued."
What's the best thing about a dead hooker? Refunds.
Race car backwards is race car, but if you turn race car sideways, that’s how Paul Walker got sent to God’s inbox.
How many children can you fit in a box?
Maybe five if you have a trash compactor.
Why can’t orphans play GTA?
Because they are not wanted.
I hope death is a woman That way she'll never look at me twice
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalogue. 😁
Me: "What's the difference between an apple and an emo?"
Friend: "I don't know."
Me: An apple actually falls from the tree.
A man found a chest full of gold, so he went to go tell his wife, only to remember why he was digging.
How do you organize a space themed birthday party?
You planet.
I like telling dad jokes.
He laughs at most of them.
I bought a ceiling fan the other day.
It was a complete waste of money.
He just stands there applauding and saying, "Ooh, I love how smooth it is."
"You are under arrest for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia!"
"Wait! I can explain everything!"
Does Lightning McQueen get life insurance or car insurance?
Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in photos? Because they won’t do the same for him.
When you meet your gf at the family reunion.
Hey, I just found out my toaster is waterproof! :D
When they say you live by the sword, you die by the sword, not in Paul Walker's case. He lived by the car, died by a tree. Well, I guess the car was stumped.
Good night, sleep tight, wake up bright in the morning light, to do what's right, with all your might.