Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree.
What is the day parents stopped fearing for their little boys? June 25, dead pedo day.
Someone: PLEASE EAT! I DON'T WANT YOU TO DIE!
Me: *Trying to remember how long it would take me to die of starvation because I've already googled it and given up because it takes too long.*
Me: Na, yeah, I still have 19 days left.
God: You're gonna have 2 parents.
Orphan: Double it and give it to the next person.
Why do orphans cause trouble at school?
So the teachers will call their parents.
Playing soccer in a wheelchair is basically Rocket League in real life.
How do you make a dishwasher work again?
Smack her ass and say "get back to work!"
What’s the similarities between a pillow and your mom?
They’re both in my bed.
I was out to dinner with my 19 year old girlfriend. I, being 47, had many people shouting at me and calling me a creep.
It really ruined our 10th anniversary.
What game do emo kids love the most?
Hangman.
what do you call an emo person who's not depressed?
dead.
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
I've never had a lentil on my face.
A child and a child molester walk into a forest together. The child turns to the molester and says, "Boy, these woods are scary." The molester says to the child, "You think you're scared? I have to walk out of here alone."
What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common?
Eight dead people.
Why did the emo break up with her boyfriend?
He didn't wanna hang out.
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.
Because I hate dealing with parents.
Asians love it when a British person says "Race!"
If you want KFC, pour water on a poor person outside our restaurant and film it.
What is the difference between a microwave and a gay guy?
A microwave doesn’t brown your meat.
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Well, probably the person in front of them.