Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A Juan on Juan.
"Honey, let's not go so deep into the woods, please. I'm starting to get scared."
"It's easy for you to talk. I can go back alone right now!"
There are 206 bones in the human body, but I’d really like to have 207.
Doctor: I’m sorry, I can’t see you today.
Orphan: Oh, how about tomorrow?
Doctor: No, I can’t ever see you.
Orphan: Why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family physician.
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan?
The ant knows where home is.
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.
Technoblade should have drank milk. Would have gotten rid of all his status effects!
Do you want drugs? Buy KFC; poor people.
Would you watch a tree grow? Or a knee grow?
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
How do you know you've found a priest? When little Timmy is glued to his crotch.
A limbo champion walks into a bar.
I got in trouble at school today because I told the teacher at school with COVID to stay positive.
How to get into politics?
Fail art school.
What is an Italian massage?
An Italian Catholic priest giving a blowjob inside the confessional booth during Lent.
Are you a playground? Because I want to put my kids in you.
What is an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy.
What’s the best thing about making out with dead girls?
They can’t say no.