Worst Jokes Ever

Yo Mama so thin, when she signed up to be a stripper she became the pole

What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?

JENGA!!!!

What is an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy.

Why did the cow go to outer space?

To see the moooon!

Playing soccer in a wheelchair is basically Rocket League in real life.

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What concert only costs 45 cents?

50 Cent featuring Nickelback.

What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?

"Get off my kid!"

I gave a blind kid a hand grenade and told him it's a beyblade.

What’s the similarities between a pillow and your mom?

They’re both in my bed.

I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but then I turned myself around.

"My dick fell off in the shower!" suddenly a bright flash of white lights. You see God smiling at you. "Joseph, where is your wiener, little one?" He says, chuckling lightly.

What do you call a Greek necrophiliac?

Con Fuckacarcass.

I woke up to my daughter riding me in bed. I asked, "What are you doing?" She replied, "Making a Creampie."

One of the most popular documentaries of the 2010’s was “Jiro Dreams of Sushi.”

One of the least popular documentaries was “Jiro’s Nightmare of Ass-Rape.”

A programmer pushes a stroller through the park. An elderly couple comes along: "Is it a boy or a girl?" The programmer replies, "Yes."

Yo mama so ugly a rapist wouldn't even touch her with a barge pole.

I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.

You might think these jokes are plane.

In History class, the teacher taught a lesson about serial killer Albert Fish. Back in the early 20th century, Fish reportedly kidnapped, ate, and raped over 100 kids. He mainly chose victims who were either retarded or black. Further on the lesson, the teacher explained how in those days, black people were socially not equal with white people, and how people with mental illness were not accepted and treated properly due to a lack of knowledge of mental health.

One of the students raised their hand and said, “You ought to be arrested.” The teacher confusedly asked, “Why?” The student explained, “Because you’re thinking like Albert Fish.”