Worst Jokes Ever
What is old, cold, and alone?
An orphan's parents.
"Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."
- JFK
What's an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples get picked.
Two boys were at a lake, and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady.
One ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran. The boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone. I ran away because I felt something get hard."
A teenager went into a creepy house with his 3 friends. Only 2 came out. Where are the others?
(Getting brutally murdered.)
Why can't a missing child play baseball? Cuz he doesn't know where home is.
Why didn't the boy like his Christmas presents? Hint: They were a soccer ball, bicycle, and running shoes.
What happens when a battery commits a crime? They get charged!
I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)
Why don't orphans have any friends?
Because they don't have homies.
Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
What's the worst TV series for orphans?
Family Guy.
I saw a kid crying in the corner. I asked them where their parents are. Man, I love working at an orphanage!
Why did he quit the internet?
People kept on (rick) rolling him.
Cemeteries are so popular! People are, like... dying to get there.
You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
I saw a tree. I looked up, and there was an apple hanging. And then I said, "Wow, that guy is lucky!"
What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner? A kong-vict.
When somebody says they're depressed (by over-romanticizing their so-called problems) but can't be by your side when you are at your lowest.
Then you know they're faking depression. 🙂
If you know it, you know it.