Worst Jokes Ever
Buy KFC = 1 more orphan in our fryers.
Hi, I gave a blind kid a gun. I told him it was a hairdryer.
What do you call a blind German? Someone who can't Nazi!
What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.
Because I hate dealing with parents.
I know this place may be cruel, but hang in there!
Jesus and Satan are just basically Homer and Flanders. One tries to help the other, only for Satan to just say, "Shut up!"
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
What was the Twin Towers favorite game? Jenga.
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie!
An orphan? We no jokes.
Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.
An emo tried to give me a high five...
I left him hanging.
Do you know Candice?
Nope.
Candice dick fit in your mouth.
I have a choking kink, so I will enjoy hanging.
Why can't orphans play basketball?
They don't know where home is.
What’s the difference between a clock and an orphan's parents?
The clock actually comes back around.
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People 😂
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
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