Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.

What's the difference between God and Ron DeSantis?

God does not think he is Ron DeSantis.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?

If a woodchuck could chuck wood?

As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck,

If a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at the orange juice because it said "concentrate."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers and the middle one's for you.

A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"

Technoblade should have drank milk. Would have gotten rid of all his status effects!

Doctor: I’m sorry, I can’t see you today.

Orphan: Oh, how about tomorrow?

Doctor: No, I can’t ever see you.

Orphan: Why?

Doctor: Because I’m a family physician.

What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan?

The ant knows where home is.

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive subject.

Man: *steals drink*

Boy: bro😭😭

Man: Why are u crying over a drink?

Boy: That had drugs.

Man: ....