Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a Sikh man standing on a rope? Balan Singh.
What's flat chested and emo? A cutting board.
Did you hear that Alicia wrecked her Lexus?
It's really a shame. She had to give her dad 3 months worth of blowjobs before he'd pay for it.
Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Yo mama is so fat, her car has stretch marks.
I came here to laugh.
Why did the skunk 🦨 sleep 💤 under a car?
Because he wanted to wake up oily.
My sister said that you know that "that" is really cool. Then I said, "You know you can shut up."
Imagine Africans during a solar eclipse...
If I'm ugly, at least I'm not you.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken next to him farted.
What is the difference between Betty White and Paul Walker?
Betty didn’t reach 100 before she died.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
What's blue and doesn't weigh much?
Light blue.
Mom said dad had the best pullout game... now I'm an uncle.
Why is America bad at chess? We already lost two towers.
A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it.
Doctor: "I have good news and bad news."
Guy: "What's the bad news?"
Doc: "They replaced your toe with a piece of candy."
Guy: "Good news?"
Doc: "You now have tic tac toe."
What do you call pedophiles on a beach? Pedos in Speedos.
I guess you could say Stephen Hawking is a dead meme.
What was the last thought Jesus had before he died?
"Man, I could really use a crowbar right about now."