Worst Jokes Ever
What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner? A kong-vict.
Crack me, break me, love me, and you ate me--egg.
What's a cat's favorite color? Purrrple!
I saw a tree. I looked up, and there was an apple hanging. And then I said, "Wow, that guy is lucky!"
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.
Pokemon: Why did the Miltank cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
What's a chicken's deadliest day?
Friday.
Are you my fish? Because you're supposed to be dead.
Bunger.
What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?
Answer: He was left there hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home. 😀😀
I have a fish that can break dance. Only for about 20 seconds, and only once.
My sister says I’m annoying, or that’s what I read in her diary.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he had someone to call Father.
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
Yo mama so dumb, when Fox Five said it's chilly outside, she brought a bowlllllll!
Welcome to the Fast Food Divorce Center where yesterday's lies are today's fries.
Why was everybody so tired on April 1st? Because they just finished a March of 31 days!
Your forehead is so big that it couldn’t handle an acute angle.