Worst Jokes Ever
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
Roses are red,
Potatoes are brown,
Your mom's so hot,
I put her down.
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.
"Poor old fool," thought the gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. He invited the old man inside for a drink.
The gentleman asked, "So how many have you caught today?"
The old man replied, "You're the eighth."
Why am I so successful?
When I was told to go big or go home, I only had one option.
Freddy, Bonnie, Cheka, Foxy, and Balloon Boy FNAF.
Yep, this happens when you play G.T.A., good God!
Zelensky: I'm begging for Russian forces to withdraw from the whole of Ukraine.
Putin: Crimea river.
On 9/11, the New Yorks lost to the Jets.
If ugliness was a brick, you would be the Great Wall of China.
Yo Mama so thin, when she signed up to be a stripper she became the pole
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like it can tell its parents.
What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad left and never came back home with the milk.
Orphans bake bread with what kind of flour?
Self-raising.
Today when I looked in the mirror, I stopped and simply said: "It's ok, what's inside matters the most, right?"
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive subject.
An American and a Russian are talking. The American says, "We in America have the best democracy. We can stand in front of the White House and shout with impunity: \"The American President is a moron!\""
"We can do that too," says the Russian, walking with the American to the Kremlin and shouting: "The American President is a moron!"
What is a orphan's favorite song?
"We Are Family."
What holiday can an orphan not celebrate?
Mother's Day and Father's Day.