Worst Jokes Ever
What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common?
Eight dead people.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last long for fat people.
I made a website for orphans.
It doesn't have a home page.
What do birds and planes have in common?
They both fly into building windows.
A child and a child molester walk into a forest together. The child turns to the molester and says, "Boy, these woods are scary." The molester says to the child, "You think you're scared? I have to walk out of here alone."
Playing soccer in a wheelchair is basically Rocket League in real life.
I would say life's a joke, but I can't, because jokes have a meaning.
Why do orphans only have 363 days?
They don’t have Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk.
Cremation. My final hope for a smokin’ hot body!
Call me a worn-out sweater because I’m hanging on by a thread.
That’s about to become a rope around my neck.
What do you call a Pirate Pokemon?
Arrrrrr-ceus!
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.
The lady says, "Come again!"
The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."
I have a pun, but I will nut tell you!
Fortnite Battle Pass.
Why make a joke when I wake up and look at myself?
Call me an elevator, because I let people down.
What did the depressed kid do in P.E.? They played with the jump rope, but they used it the wrong way.
What's the difference between an apple and a child?
The apple gets picked.
How was the slice of cheese 🧀 doing in the kitchen?
Cheddar!