What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
The snowballs.
Worst Jokes Ever
Roses are red, violets are blue. Your dad is gay, so are you.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.... (not the orphan)
What do you call a 90-year-old black man?
Antique farming equipment.
What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?
A meltdown.
What’s a Mexican's favorite game?
Borderlands.
What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant lady?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
Why was 8 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a 6 offender.
What do you call a Mexican's prison?
The border.
Dark humor is just like water,
some people get it, some people don't.
If some girls are vegan, then why do they suck dick?
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
How do you fit 4 gay dudes on a stool?
Flip it upside down.
What did the tree say to the wind?
Leaf me alone.
Why did the Orphan go to church?
To call someone father.
What do you call a depressed group of kids?
Suicide squad.
I like my wine how I like my women: 7 years old, and locked up in my basement.
Click the 👍 if you hate school.
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat.
She said nothing, so I took her to Africa.
