Worst Jokes Ever
Is a selfie of an orphan a self-portrait or family photo?
It's no surprise Donald Trump moved to Florida. That's where the oranges are.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he had someone to call a father.
I bought some sneakers from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been trippin' all day.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
The snowballs.
Roses are red, violets are blue. Your dad is gay, so are you.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.... (not the orphan)
What do you call a 90-year-old black man?
Antique farming equipment.
What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?
A meltdown.
What’s a Mexican's favorite game?
Borderlands.
What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant lady?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
Why was 8 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a 6 offender.
What do you call a Mexican's prison?
The border.
Dark humor is just like water,
some people get it, some people don't.
If some girls are vegan, then why do they suck dick?
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
How do you fit 4 gay dudes on a stool?
Flip it upside down.
What did the tree say to the wind?
Leaf me alone.
Why did the Orphan go to church?
To call someone father.