The Farm's Secret

The humor comes from the child's mistake of thinking he milked a cow when there are only bulls on the farm. It's implied that the milk isn't from an animal which introduces a dark and disturbing idea about where the milk actually came from. The child's realization is the punchline.

• Milk
• Child
• Cow
• Animal
• Surprise
• Bull

• Once my dad left to get milk, then I realized we own a cow.
• A farmer walks up to his farmer neighbor with a jug of milk. The farmer says, "I milked your cow." The neighbor replies, "I have a bull, not a cow."
• A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends, "I milked a cow, and it took awhile for it to warm up." His brother came over and said, "We don't have cows, we have bulls."
• The daughter milked her dad. It turns out it wasn't milk...