Worst Jokes Ever
Child: *drinking milk*
Farmer: Hey, what are you doing?
Child: Oh, I just milked one of your cows.
Farmer: We don't have any cows, we only have bulls.
Child: *realizes*
Sex is like math.
Subtract the clothes, add the bed, divide the legs, and pray to God there is no multiplying.
Like this if you are a single Pringle like me.
What’s worse than nailing 10 babies to 1 tree?
Nailing 1 baby to 10 trees.
What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?
New York Jets.
Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
Because everybody that can run, jump, and swim is already in the U.S.
If I went to Walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they're barcodes too.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Their dad didn't come back with the milk.
If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.
Q: What does LMAO mean?
A: Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
I still remember my grandpa's last words: "Turn the lawn mower off!"
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
They both leave children's rooms with an empty sack.
A high school student and his best friend were rushing to class after his best friend caused them both to be late. His best friend asked, "Would you like to hear a joke?" "Sure," he replied. "What do you and your sister have in common?" "I don't know." "Because of me you're both late for your next period."
What planet did Hitler hate the most?
Jewpiter.
You're so ugly the whole world faked a virus just so you could wear a mask.
What do you call a group of chubby trans-genders?
Trans-fats.
What is the tallest building?
A library 📚
It has the most stories.
What do you call a white girl having a seizure? A vanilla shake.
This one kid never stands up for the pledge of allegiance, and I'm tired of it.
Today, I push him out of his wheelchair.
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months?
He lost May.