Olympic team jokes
The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim is already in America.
Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
Because everybody that can run, jump, and swim is already in the U.S.
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team?
Because all of them that can jump, swim, and run are already here.
Why don’t Mexicans have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim are in the USA.
China should be a baseball team because they can take out the whole world with just a bat.
I bet China can be the best baseball team. They took out the entire world with just a bat.
Calling Alabama's football team an astonishment would be the biggest understatement of the century, especially since they continuously catch balls from someone who isn't related to them.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.