Olympic team jokes
Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
Because everybody that can run, jump, and swim is already in the U.S.
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team?
Because all of them that can jump, swim, and run are already here.
The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.
Like a lot of people watching the Olympics, I'm wondering why black people don't just take over the earth.
Why don’t Mexicans have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim are in the USA.
Why doesn't Mexico win any medals in the summer Olympics anymore?
Because all the Mexicans that can run, swim, or jump are already here.
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim is already in America.