Worst Jokes Ever

Why was 8 afraid of 7?

Because 7 was a 6 offender.

What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant lady?

You can unscrew a light bulb.

What do you call a Mexican's prison?

The border.

Dark humor is just like water,

some people get it, some people don't.

If some girls are vegan, then why do they suck dick?

I made a website for orphans.

Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.

Why was 10 afraid?

Because he was in the middle of 9/11.

How do you fit 4 gay dudes on a stool?

Flip it upside down.

What did the tree say to the wind?

Leaf me alone.

Why did the Orphan go to church?

To call someone father.

What do you call a depressed group of kids?

Suicide squad.

I like my wine how I like my women: 7 years old, and locked up in my basement.

Click the 👍 if you hate school.

I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat.

She said nothing, so I took her to Africa.

For all the people with Covid-19, I just want to say... Stay positive.

20 likes by just cheese.

Remember, kids: the school shooter can't get you if YOU are the shooter.

That one awkward moment you have to go ask your Chinese neighbor if they've seen your dog.

Fuck it, suicide is wrong, but if you jump off a bridge and yell "parkour," it's a failed stunt.

To whoever stole my antidepressants, I hope you are happy now.