Worst Jokes Ever
I bought some sneakers from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been trippin' all day.
What do you call a 90-year-old black man?
Antique farming equipment.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
The snowballs.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.... (not the orphan)
What’s a Mexican's favorite game?
Borderlands.
What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?
A meltdown.
Why was 8 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a 6 offender.
What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant lady?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
Someone asked me my gender... I said, "Woah, man."
Dark humor is just like water,
some people get it, some people don't.
If some girls are vegan, then why do they suck dick?
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why do Americans suck at chess? Because they lost two towers.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
What do you call a Mexican's prison?
The border.
How do you fit 4 gay dudes on a stool?
Flip it upside down.
What did the tree say to the wind?
Leaf me alone.
Why did the Orphan go to church?
To call someone father.
What do you call a depressed group of kids?
Suicide squad.
I like my wine how I like my women: 7 years old, and locked up in my basement.