Worst Jokes Ever
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Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield?
"Everywhere."
If I went to Walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they're barcodes too.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Their dad didn't come back with the milk.
If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.
Q: What does LMAO mean?
A: Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
They both leave children's rooms with an empty sack.
What planet did Hitler hate the most?
Jewpiter.
A high school student and his best friend were rushing to class after his best friend caused them both to be late. His best friend asked, "Would you like to hear a joke?" "Sure," he replied. "What do you and your sister have in common?" "I don't know." "Because of me you're both late for your next period."
You're so ugly the whole world faked a virus just so you could wear a mask.
What do you call a group of chubby trans-genders?
Trans-fats.
What is the tallest building?
A library 📚
It has the most stories.
What do you call a white girl having a seizure? A vanilla shake.
This one kid never stands up for the pledge of allegiance, and I'm tired of it.
Today, I push him out of his wheelchair.
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months?
He lost May.
Technically, we have all been deeper in our mom than our dads have.
What do you call a Chinese man in the heat?
Boi Ling.
I called a suicide hotline in Iraq. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
What do pedophiles and Xboxes have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
Donald Trump is proudly anti-woke. He has been falling asleep in his court cases every morning!
Your move, Ron DeSantis.