How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalogue. 😁
Worst Jokes Ever
Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in photos? Because they won’t do the same for him.
I hate my life.
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"
Man: "Yes!"
Reporter: "Name?"
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."
Reporter: "Sex?"
Man: "Three to five times a week."
Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"
Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."
Reporter: "Holy cow!"
Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"
Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."
Reporter: "Oh dear!"
Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.
What do women, tornadoes, and hurricanes have in common? They all get the house.
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang a painting.
What do you call a Sikh man standing on a rope? Balan Singh.
What if your Corona test is neutral?
What can you give a white person that you can't give to a black person?
A black eye.
Did you know if you give a guy a plane ticket, he flies once, but if you push him out of a plane, he flies for the rest of his life.
It's muffi time, 'cause I wanna die, die, die.
Don't be sad, because that's das backwards and das not good.
What's worse than getting raped in a cemetery? Finding someone else's semen in your mom's corpse.
Q: Why did the Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was dead.
Q: Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was hit by the first Koala.
Q: Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it thought it was a game and joined in.
What do you get when you cross a German and a Mexican? A “BeanerSchnitzel”!
Why was Michael Jackson fired as a guitar teacher?
Because he fingered a minor.
Did you know penguins can actually fly if thrown hard enough... Just like children.
If a man is willing to try his hardest to give you the moon and stars, then ladies, you should be willing to give up Uranus.
When you turn off all the annoying beeping things in the hospital, and everyone starts sleeping better.
