Worst Jokes Ever
Little girls are like basic math. If they're under 13, you do them in your head.
What’s the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds?
There’s twenty of them.
My true hero is the person who killed Hitler.
I wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift, but I couldn't find a manual.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?
I don't put my dick in a sandwich before I eat it.
How do you get a black kid to stop jumping on your bed? Put velcro on the ceiling.
My bitch as flat as her grannie's heartbeat.
Have you heard about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
Next time I'm at a restaurant, and they ask what I want to drink, I'm going to say "bleach".
What do you call a grown up with your sister? Your best friend.
Why do orphans become hookers?
They can call someone daddy.
What's a furry's favorite news network?
Fox!
All zodiac signs have their hairstyles. Except cancer.
Down Syndrome is already a joke.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Your forehead is so huge, you don't have dreams, you have movies. Follow me on Instagram: _zer0x3.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite planet? Uranus.
If gay means happy, then I am now straight.
Just because she weighed as much as two women... Doesn't mean you had a threesome.