Worst Jokes Ever
Hi, I gave a blind kid a gun. I told him it was a hairdryer.
What do you call a blind German? Someone who can't Nazi!
What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
Know what a 6.9 is?
Another good thing screwed up by a period.
What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.
I decided to take my mother-in-law out the other day. I love being a hitman.
I know this place may be cruel, but hang in there!
Someone: PLEASE EAT! I DON'T WANT YOU TO DIE!
Me: *Trying to remember how long it would take me to die of starvation because I've already googled it and given up because it takes too long.*
Me: Na, yeah, I still have 19 days left.
What does Johnny Depp hate about driving a car?
He can't drink and drive.
What’s the difference between a female farmer and Hitler’s girlfriend?
One bails her hay, and the other heils her bae.
When Elsa said, "Let it go," you took it too seriously and let go of your hairline.
Why are Indians so good at football?
Each time they get a corner, they open a shop.
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"They can move it, move it." (from King Julian)
When the South Tower saw the North Tower collapse, he said, "I'm still standing."
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
I know an orphan named Zara, and he has never had homemade food.
Q: What did the porn actress say when she opened the door?
A: Make sure to come upstairs!