Worst Jokes Ever
Technoblade would love it here.
If you give someone a plane ticket, they will fly for a day, but if you push them out of a plane, they'll fly for the rest of their life.
Why can't an orphan get married? It doesn't have its parents' blessing.
what does an orphanage and a hospital have in common?
people go there to fix their mistakes.
What do you call a disabled Arab?
Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).
Why do orphans drink water with cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Two baked beans traveled around Australia.
They both ended up in Cairns.
I pushed a man in a wheelchair into a fire. Now we call him "hot wheels."
I told a joke and someone said, "no one asked." Then I said, "no one would care to even ask."
When you're depressed about the world :( but you remember you will soon die :)
If abortion is murder, is jerking off genocide?
Little Johnny saw his dad getting head from his mom. Johnny asked what they were doing, and mom stopped and said she was fixing his dad's pants. Little Johnny says, "That explains what the lady next door was doing."
I'm worth something, I got a barcode on my arm!
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
I wish that people would stop mailing jokes about Kobe Bryant. Guys, all they do is crash and burn!
So, there's Fred and Frank. Now, they've been friends for years, but Fred, see, he's depressed. Badly.
Either way, so F+F are texting each other, and here's how it goes: (this is my first joke, so please don't judge too harshly)
Frank: Yo
Fred: Hi...
Frank: U heard about de competition?
Fred: Yeah...
Frank: You wanna hang out?
Fred: .......
Frank: What? I've got some noose (news) for you.
Fred: ...I(
Frank: Fine.... I guess we need to think of a plan, though. We don't wanna be hanging on the end.
Fred: *sigh* You know....you really can't rope me into this competition.
If an orphan takes a selfie, isn't it basically a family portrait?
Yo Mama so stupid that when she saw a sign that said, βAirport Left,β she turned around and went home.
Why does an orphanage stay overnight at a school? Cause their parents won't pick them up.
Why did Helen Keller's cat run away? I would run away if my name was jufhvfhvurhkso.