Worst Jokes Ever
What's a pirate's favorite shop?
Arrrrrrrrgos.
My mom wanted me to build her a shed for her useless things, then she told me to go live in it.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? "He he."
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have no balls, neither will you. 🔪🔪
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie.
Do you get jealous of your clothes when they hang from the line?
Guys, this is so wrong. I'm an orphan and this extremely offends me. I'm telling my parents, um.......
I used to suffer from depression but through hard work, persistence, and never giving up..\n\nI now suffer from anxiety AND depression :\
A police officer pulls over two Catholic priests. He says he's looking for two child molesters.
The Catholic priests look at each other: "We'll do it!"
They always say you are what you eat! So I’d be nothing. That sounds about right.
Why was the orphan so successful? Because once someone told him "go big or go home," and he only had one option.
My grandpa told me I was too dependent on devices. I told him he was a hypocrite and unplugged him from his life support.
what's the difference between an emo and an apple? the apple falls to the ground while the emo just hangs there.
I'm still not sure how I'm not in jail or have been fined for littering. When I was born, I was born in a hospital trash can, therefore making me a literal piece of trash. That being said, any time I'm out in public, I'm a piece of litter.
Yo mama so ugly, Itachi couldn't look at her to put her in a genjutsu.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the gay (guys/girls) house.
(Wait awhile) then ask “knock knock?” Other person says “Who’s there?”
A: The chicken.
Yo mama so ugly!
The mime broke his 30 year streak of silence!!!!
I tried to high five a tree, but it just left me hanging.
Me: Stepping on a scale to weigh myself.
Everyone else in the minefield...