Stephen Hawking on Stairs

This is a dark joke that plays on the image of Stephen Hawking, who used a wheelchair, and the aftermath of a house fire. It's meant to be shocking and a bit absurd, using dark humor.

• Stephen Hawking
• Staircase
• Fire
• Accident
• Tragedy
• Physicist

• Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven? Because it’s a staircase, not a ramp.
• It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)
• What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? A paraplegic after a house fire.
• Stairs. Stephen Hawking can't stand stairs.