Worst Jokes Ever
My teacher: If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Me: Demon Slayer.
My teacher: Why?
The quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!
I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.
The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.
Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?
Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
Why do the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over.
Could a phone booth also be called a chatterbox?
I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, I also got jealous.
What do you call two monkeys who share the same Amazon account? Prime mates.
School was fun, but it was hard, almost like riding a bike that’s on fire and the grounds on fire and everything’s on fire because it’s hell.
I saw a Cuban prisoner. I asked, "Why are you running from the cops?" He said, "I'M FREE AT LAST!"
Can emos eat a happy meal, or is it a depressed meal?
Imagine getting a call and it says, "Welcome to David's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may we help you?"
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they're missing two towers.
Why can't orphans work at McDonald's? Because they call their employees family.
How do you light up a football stadium? With a football match.
You know why emos get excited playing Minecraft? They see a creeper.
Where does the keyboard go to dinner? The space bar.
I once had an emo friend doing a course for the marines. He made the cut.
After 12, it's lunch. 😂
When the quiet kid has an argument with the school shooter, and you didn't get to pull out the AK.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
One if you throw it hard enough.