Worst Jokes Ever

What's the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?

Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.

I know an orphan named Zara, and he has never had homemade food.

Asians love it when a British person says "Rice!"

Asians love it when a British person says "Race!"

Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor tried to put her back in.

Yo mama's so gay that, after watching Aladdin, she tried to fly on a pride flag!

What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, grabbed her thigh, and said, "You know you wanna." Jill said yes and pulled up her dress, and then they had some fun, but silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a daughter.

Haha, I fucked you over!

"Spray and pray," also known as a priest with an altar boy.

Buy KFC = 1 more orphan in our fryers.

What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

Hi, I gave a blind kid a gun. I told him it was a hairdryer.

Sodomising a physically challenged homophobic heterosexual white male is better than the smallest act of kindness.

If you want KFC, pour water on a poor person outside our restaurant and film it.

What is the day parents stopped fearing for their little boys? June 25, dead pedo day.

Someone: PLEASE EAT! I DON'T WANT YOU TO DIE!

Me: *Trying to remember how long it would take me to die of starvation because I've already googled it and given up because it takes too long.*

Me: Na, yeah, I still have 19 days left.

Why are Indians so good at football?

Each time they get a corner, they open a shop.

What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?

"They can move it, move it." (from King Julian)

What's an orphan's least favorite store?

Home Depot.

What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

Adopt Me.