Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the skunk 🦨 sleep 💤 under a car?
Because he wanted to wake up oily.
My sister said that you know that "that" is really cool. Then I said, "You know you can shut up."
What’s a hairdresser’s favorite roast? Flat iron roast.
What is the difference between Betty White and Paul Walker?
Betty didn’t reach 100 before she died.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
Imagine Africans during a solar eclipse...
What's blue and doesn't weigh much?
Light blue.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken next to him farted.
If I'm ugly, at least I'm not you.
Why is America bad at chess? We already lost two towers.
A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it.
Doctor: "I have good news and bad news."
Guy: "What's the bad news?"
Doc: "They replaced your toe with a piece of candy."
Guy: "Good news?"
Doc: "You now have tic tac toe."
What do you call pedophiles on a beach? Pedos in Speedos.
I guess you could say Stephen Hawking is a dead meme.
What was the last thought Jesus had before he died?
"Man, I could really use a crowbar right about now."
Osama bin laden hit the towers because he couldnt fly straight
I drove by the gun shop the other day and everything was half off for back to school.
What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile.
Why was 10 traumatized?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Yo, everyone! My sis is pregnant, and I’m gonna be a dad!
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.