Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a disabled Arab?
Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).
I told a joke and someone said, "no one asked." Then I said, "no one would care to even ask."
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a baby?
"Sum ting wong."
When you're depressed about the world :( but you remember you will soon die :)
So who did it? the I.S.S. teacher said.
1 hour before:
So let me get...
Random person: Wait, what? You BROKE UP WITH HER!
Me: I SWEAR, JHONNY, THIS IS THE 3RD TIME YOU BUTT INTO MY CONVERSATION! SO... HERE... YOU... GO! *punches*
What is the difference between Catholics and Lutherans?
Catholics are registered sex offenders.
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?
As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty.
what is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why would a protestant refuse to become a catholic?
Because a protestant is not a homosexual sodomite.
I told my suicidal friends to stop posting suicidal memes. They said they will stop soon.
Know what a 6.9 is?
Another good thing screwed up by a period.
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"
(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏
Why do orphans drink water with cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Two baked beans traveled around Australia.
They both ended up in Cairns.
I pushed a man in a wheelchair into a fire. Now we call him "hot wheels."
If you give someone a plane ticket, they will fly for a day, but if you push them out of a plane, they'll fly for the rest of their life.
Why can't an orphan get married? It doesn't have its parents' blessing.
Why did the woman throw her bills out the window? She wanted to send them via airmail.