Worst Jokes Ever
How did Helen Keller burn the side of her head? She answered the iron.
How'd she burn the other side? They called back.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Your forehead is so huge, you don't have dreams, you have movies. Follow me on Instagram: _zer0x3.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite planet? Uranus.
If gay means happy, then I am now straight.
Just because she weighed as much as two women... Doesn't mean you had a threesome.
How many dead children does it take to change the light in a basement?
More than ten, apparently.
Yo girl... do you like squirrels, because I'm about to nut in your hole.
I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked away with her cardboard box.
What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A headbanger.
A policeman walks up to a van with two priests and says, "We're looking for two child molesters."
The priests both look at each other for a moment and then say, "Okay, we'll do it."
What’s the best part about sex with twenty eight year olds?
There are twenty of them.
gay fish.
Other girls want a guy who is 6ft, but does me being 6ft under count?
If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?
Explain Bear is my favorite.
What is the difference between a Mexican maid and a Jewish maid?
One of them won’t clean the oven.
An ICE agent tells a Mexican that he can get his green card if he can use green, pink, and yellow correctly in a sentence. The Mexican thinks for a minute and says, "My phone goes green, green, and I pink it up and say yellow."
What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?
A trip without kids.