Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

KFC

    • KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."

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    • Poet

    • Roses are not always red, Violets are violet, not blue. Irises are never red, Petunias can be kinda blue.

    What does this tell us 'cept you can't trust a poet to tell the truth.

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    • Orphan

    • I was walking down the street and saw a kid and I said, "Are you an orphan?"

    He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"

    I said, "Your parents at first."

    Sex

    • Sex is basically math. You add the bed. Subtract the clothes. Divide the legs to multiply inside.

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    • Orphanage

    • I asked a kid at my work where his parents were. He started crying. Man, I don't know what I did. I'll ask another kid at the orphanage.

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    • Sex

    • A man and woman were having sex. After they were done, the man asks the woman, "Are you a nurse?" The woman answers, "Yes. How did you know?" The man replies, "Because you took care of me so well." Then the woman asks the man, "Are you an anesthesiologist?" He says proudly, "Yes. How do you know?" The woman answers, "Because I didn't feel a thing."

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    • 9/11

    • I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.

    The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.

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