Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Yo mama is so fat, her car has stretch marks.
A guy runs into a bar and yells, “Quick! How tall is a penguin?”
The bartender says, “Three feet tall.”
The guy says, “Oh my God! I just ran over a nun!”
What’s a hairdresser’s favorite roast? Flat iron roast.
Why did the skunk 🦨 sleep 💤 under a car?
Because he wanted to wake up oily.
I came here to laugh.
What is the difference between Betty White and Paul Walker?
Betty didn’t reach 100 before she died.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
Imagine Africans during a solar eclipse...
If I'm ugly, at least I'm not you.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken next to him farted.
What's blue and doesn't weigh much?
Light blue.
Why is America bad at chess? We already lost two towers.
What do you call pedophiles on a beach? Pedos in Speedos.
I guess you could say Stephen Hawking is a dead meme.
What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.
Wanna hear a plane joke? Nah, it'll just go over your head.
Yo, everyone! My sis is pregnant, and I’m gonna be a dad!
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
I drove by the gun shop the other day and everything was half off for back to school.