Worst Jokes Ever
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies. What's worse than that? The one on the bottom is alive. And what's worst than that is, the baby has to eat its way out.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in a bathtub?
Vegetable soup.
You walk into a McDonald's and you ask for some extra mayo, and they put too much on there.
I say I didn't order a "McCumshot."
What does a bicycle and Jade Goody have in common?
They can't reach 30.
My friend was feeling low today, so I went up to her and said, "You know, I would hang in there if I was you, swaying through life." I don't think she likes me now.
If I'm racist to everybody, am I even racist?
What’s the difference between Disney+ and P*rnhub?
Disney+ wants you to hate your stepmother.
How can you surprise someone who is blind?
Leave a plunger in the toilet.
What does Michael Jackson like to drink? Tea-he-he.
I told my psychiatrist I was going to go kill myself. He asked if I was paying for this appointment in check or cash.
I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday.
He said it was the most violent book he’s ever read.
How do rappers keep themselves clean?
They drop SOAP BARS.
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
What’s the difference between dark jokes and cotton?
Some people don’t pick it.
Me: I found a group of furries in the woods.
Voice in back: Well, it looks like we're going huntin'.
After a suicide joke say, "Don't leave me hanging, or I'll cut it out."
Lemme treat you like I treat my homework: slam you on my desk and do you all night.
Why wasn't the infant's entire body found?
Because the limbs are scattered around 43°17.7355’N, 113°58.4205’W.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive subject.
Why do animals in polar regions have thick fur? Because they don't have a barber! 🤣 🤣 🤣