Worst Jokes Ever
POV there’s a school shooting.
American: First time, European?
European: Yeah, you American?
American: No, not my first time.
gay fish.
Why do black men have nightmares?
Because the only one that had a dream got shot.
Segma says, "32!"
Ligma Says, "And?"
Segma says, "Anding deez balls to your mouth."
Q. What's a bulimic's favorite movie?
A. The Purge.
The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk.
Who needs April 1st if your whole life is already a lie?
Other girls want a guy who is 6ft, but does me being 6ft under count?
Why do orphans hate school?
No field trips. Parent signature_____________.
I lost my driver's license today. I hit my ex with my car.
What game does a suicidal person who is very bad at word or guessing games love?
Hangman.
How long does it take for a depressed person to change a light bulb?
5 days. & I’m pretty proud of myself.
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
Friend #1: "What's your favourite thing about trees?"
Friend #2: "Apples"
Me: "I can hang myself in them."
Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:
11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.
If a dog made a computer, it would have a mega bite.
Lil Jimmy: Hey doc.
Doctor: Hi, sorry but I can’t see you anymore.
Lil Jimmy: Why?
Doctor: Because, Lil Jimmy, I’m a family doctor, you're an orphan.
Lil Jimmy: 👁👄👁🖕
A limbless criminal has just been identified. Police say the suspect is armed and on the run.
That moment when the emo kid hangs himself in a bathroom stall, and the autistic kid thinks it's a pinata.
Technoblade would love it here.