Why do orphans hate school?
No field trips. Parent signature_____________.
Worst Jokes Ever
Who needs April 1st if your whole life is already a lie?
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they're missing two towers.
Lil Jimmy: Hey doc.
Doctor: Hi, sorry but I can’t see you anymore.
Lil Jimmy: Why?
Doctor: Because, Lil Jimmy, I’m a family doctor, you're an orphan.
Lil Jimmy: 👁👄👁🖕
Segma says, "32!"
Ligma Says, "And?"
Segma says, "Anding deez balls to your mouth."
If a dog made a computer, it would have a mega bite.
School was fun, but it was hard, almost like riding a bike that’s on fire and the grounds on fire and everything’s on fire because it’s hell.
Why do black men have nightmares?
Because the only one that had a dream got shot.
Q. What's a bulimic's favorite movie?
A. The Purge.
Why do the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over.
Why can't an orphan go to a field trip?
Parent's signature: ___________
If you're bored, joke about an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
POV you are drunk and telling jokes and no one is listening 😭😭😭
Why does an orphan always get out in baseball?
Because he can't run home.
The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.
What do orphans be on Halloween?
They be themselves.
Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox, and nobody raises an eyebrow.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came home with the milk.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a cutting board?
My girlfriend left me for spending my own money. I buy this bitch thousands upon thousands of dollars worth of stuff, but I spend 100 dollars on a prostitute, she leaves me.
