Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What's the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, "Once upon a time..." Black begins with, "Y'all motherf...s ain't gonna believe this sh.."

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    • What are some other names for rape? There’s the classic “struggle snuggle,” but then there’s my personal favorite “fuck fight”.

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    • I used to suffer from depression but through hard work, persistence, and never giving up..\n\nI now suffer from anxiety AND depression :\

    Friends: "You wanna hang with us?"

    Me: "No, I wanna hang myself."

    You learn from the best.

    My grandpa told me I was too dependent on devices. I told him he was a hypocrite and unplugged him from his life support.

    A depressed man buys a gun for suicide, but then thinks, "maybe I shouldn't be doing this," and asks a friend for help. He returns with a rope.

    I love eating pussy. That’s why the animal shelter is always my go-to for a good meal.

    I went up to my mom and asked how humanity started. She said it started with monkeys, so I went up to my dad and asked. My dad said it all started with Adam and Eve, so I told my dad that mom said humanity started with monkeys, and dad said mom was telling her side of the story. LOL🤣

    Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?

    Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.

    Why was the orphan so successful? Because once someone told him "go big or go home," and he only had one option.