Worst Jokes Ever
Why does the blonde stand in a corner when she's cold?
Because it's 90 degrees.
New Teslas don't come with a new car smell; they come with an Elon Musk.
What is the favorite dish in Africa? The empty one.
How do you make someone in Africa disappointed?
Sing "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head."
Roses are red, violets are fine, I'll be the six, you be the nine.
Did you hear about the new emo pizza? It cuts itself.
I got kicked out of the hospital for saying, "Stay Positive," to the corona patients.
What's the best haircut?
Chemotherapy.
Just noticed something: all celebrities die badly except for Elvis. He had a relief after Taco Bell.
Once a woman suspected that her husband was fucking their daughter at night. So she made a plan. That night, she gave her daughter sleeping pills and told her husband that you go to sleep, I have a headache and I will sleep on the sofa in the drawing room today. After everyone slept, she picked up her sleeping daughter and laid her on the sofa and went to her bed and lay down. After an hour, the door of the room opened and one man entered the room and jumped on the bed and fucked her intensely for 2 hours. Then she turned on the light with the bed switch and said, "You definitely didn't expect me." "I definitely didn't expect you, MOM! But you are more delicious than sister"! Her son replied in surprise!
How is having fun with a prostitute like bungee jumping?
You’re dead if the rubber breaks.
One man's trash is another man's treasure... Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted.
Yesterday I was fucking my sister, and she said, "You fuck a lot like dad." I said, "Really? Mum said that too."
9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
Dr. Seuss died September 24, but that was a lie. Dr. Seuss, when he was 97, he stole a plane and the last rhyme he did was “up in the sky so very far he comes, Dr. Seuss allahuakbar.”
What's a lesbian's favorite type of food?
Finger-food.
The twin towers are like genders, there used to be two of them.
A teacher was teaching her second-grade class about the government, so for homework that one day, she told her students to ask their parents what the government is. When Little Johnny got home that day, he went up to his dad and asked him what the government was. His dad thought for a while and answered, “Look at it this way: I'm the president, your mom is Congress, your maid is the workforce, you are the people and your baby brother is the future.”
“I still don't get it,” responded Little Johnny. “Why don't you sleep on it then? Maybe you'll understand it better,” said the dad. “Okay then...good night,” said Little Johnny and went off to bed. In the middle of the night, Little Johnny was awakened by his baby brother's crying. He went to his baby brother's crib and found that his baby brother had taken a crap in his diaper. So Little Johnny went to his parent's room to get help. When he got to his parent's bedroom, he looked through the keyhole to check if his parents were asleep. Through the keyhole, he saw his mom loudly snoring, but his dad wasn't there. So he went to the maid's room. When he looked through the maid's room keyhole, he saw his dad having sex with his maid. Little Johnny was surprised, but then he just realized something and thinks aloud, "OH!! Now I understand the government! The President is screwing the workforce, Congress is fast asleep, nobody cares about the people, and the future is full of s**t!"
What do you call the people in the Challenger explosion?
Ashtraynauts.
I ate a clock yesterday. It was very time-consuming.