Sad people jokes

What makes sad people jump? Bridges.

What makes sad people jump? A bridge.

People complain we are overpopulated.

Well, then if we committed suicide, then why do they be sad? It's one less person to think about. Why complain about it when in the end we become sad people?

There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.

1273. Depression got the best of me. I'm gonna cry in my room now.

Anyone else on here looking at depressing jokes to make themselves feel better? Not that it's working, but it's nice to know that I'm not alone. Well, enough with the sob story, I gotta go get my razors. See ya in the long run.

These ain't jokes. These are just sad truths.

Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime.