Sad people jokes

What makes sad people jump? Bridges.

People complain we are overpopulated.

Well, then if we committed suicide, then why do they be sad? It's one less person to think about. Why complain about it when in the end we become sad people?

Orphans: Sad, Depressed, Lonely, Virgin.

Orphans are depressed, hahaha.

Can all the hot, depressed, suicidal guys just text me so we can meet up and cry together about how depressed we are. For real.

Depressed people are lame because they are just lame, no reason.

1273. Depression got the best of me. I'm gonna cry in my room now.

What makes sad people jump? A bridge.