Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

"Why is it that orphans only play tennis?""That's the only love they can get..."

Little Johnny went to the doctor to get an infection checked on his penis. As the doctor examined it, he asked, "Lil Johnny how did you get an infection on your penis?" Johnny replied, "Well, the damn neighbor Sally's braces are too sharp."

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    • Ninety percent of your beauty can be removed with a Kleenex.

    Oh, were you talking to me? I thought you only talked behind my back.

    Hold still, I am trying to imagine you with a personality.

    One day Timmy walks in on his mum in the bath. Then he asks, “What’s that dark fuzzy thing, mummy?” and mum said, “It’s a bush, every girl has one!” Then the next day he walks in on his dad in the shower. So he asks, “Daddy, what’s that long thing?” The dad then says, “It’s a sexy boy” accidentally. Timmy asks his dad, “What does sexy mean?” And the dad says, “Your mother, of course,” making it seem like a child-friendly compliment. Then the next day at school Timmy wanted to compliment his teacher. He walks up to her and says, “You’re so so sexy!”

    Broccoli says, "I look like a tree."

    Walnut says, "I look like a brain."

    Cashew says, "I look like a kidney."

    Banana says, "Can we change the topic please?"

    Doctor: "Does your penis burn after intercourse?"

    Patient: "I don't know. I never tried lighting it."

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    • what's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? the trampoline doesn't cave in when i jump on it.

    What's the difference between Clint Eastwood and anal sex?

    One will make your day, and the other will make your hole weak.

    Why can't orphans never run all the bases in baseball? Because they can never make it home.

    My doctor said I only have 1 year to live, so I killed him. Got sentenced to life in prison, problem solved!