Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a porn star that always goes back for more?
Craven Morehead.
What do you call an epileptic kid eating fruits?
A blender.
My wife asked me to help cure her from sucking her thumb. So I drew a cock on it.
It's the season of giving, so I'll be giving up!
What do you call a redneck sister who runs faster than her brothers? A virgin.
Unlike my syndrome, I keep my chin up. 🙌🏽😁
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One's made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with, the other one carries your shopping.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture with it's family?
A self-fie.
What's the difference between an asshole and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What starts off fun and ends in bankruptcy?
UNPROTECTED SEX.
How to punish a blind kid, rearrange his bedroom.
What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
I don't know, I'm just the drone pilot.
A lion, Johnny Depp, and a hockey player from Nashville all have one thing in common.
They're all Predators!
What's the difference between meat and fish?
If you beat your fish, it'll die.
what's the difference between my hand and my blade? my hand isn't sharp.
A skeleton goes sky diving. Doesn't come back in one piece.
My girlfriend asked me if we could have anal sex, and I said, "What's that?" She said, "I fuck her ass." I said, "Oh, my uncle calls that shhhhh."
Me and my friend were roasting each other. She said, "You look like a Reese's cup." I replied, "You're so old, your pubic hairs are 50 shades of gray."
He's not really dead, his update failed.
Yo mama's so stupid she got locked in Mattress World and slept on the floor.