When you're depressed about the world :( but you remember you will soon die :)
Worst Jokes Ever
I'm worth something, I got a barcode on my arm!
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.
The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.
Have you ever observed the depression cycle of a snail?
It's pretty much a downward spiral.
Teacher: "I'll call your mother."
Orphan: "Go on, see if she picks up."
how to solve world hunger and over population?
Cannibalism.
Women should be allowed to choose: dishes or cooking first.
Do you know Mike Hawk? No, who is he? Mike Hawk in your MOUTH!
Dad: We are giving your toys to the orphanage.
Kid: Why?
Dad: So you won't get bored.
A guy was in one of the Twin Towers and he ordered pepperoni pizza, but he didn't get it. He got a plane instead.
Hey girl, are your pants a mirror? 'Cause I can see myself in them.
Q: Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afghanistan?
A: Because there's a Target on every corner.
Just give him a smooch it’s better than the cooch - Dream
Whoever stole my Microsoft Office account, I'll make you pay. You have my word!
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
What’s the best part about fucking an emo chick?... she's limited edition.
Why do orphans not like cereal? Because their dad never came back with milk.
What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty?
Answer: A chalkboard.
What is worse than a baby getting hanged in a tree?
That same baby getting hanged in multiple trees.
