Crucifixion Success

Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it... at least Jesus didn't get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen here, you silly goose! You thought the word "nailed" was just about hammering a thing to a cross? It's a pun! Get it? And then being "cross" is a double meaning... It means angry, and also referring to the actual cross he was stuck on. You really are a numbskull, IAmDaemon! Don't you get that?