Worst Jokes Ever
Me: Wanna hear a joke about my chin?
Friend: Nah, dude. It'll be too long.
Blue: The ocean is a place where the creatures live.
Black: NIGHTMARES LIVE!
Blue: It has many pretty things and it will-
Black: KILL YA TO DEATH! Especially if you are on Titanic! So let that sink in. PUN INTENDED!
I love eating pussy. That’s why the animal shelter is always my go-to for a good meal.
Why did the feminist fail algebra?
She couldn’t solve inequalities.
My thighs have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
Things to kids:
Dragapult: "Ooh, look! Some ammo."
A Good Parent: "My baby!"
Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)
I'm so depressed that when I smile my Face ID won't work.
What are a group of depressed people called?
A suicide squad.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because his parents never came back with it.
Fortnite is just like high school. You get off the bus and start shooting everybody.
What do you say when you see your TV floating away at night?
"Drop it, Jamal!"
I was walking today and I saw an emo with a noose looking up at a tree. I simply said, "Hang on there, bud!"
Why do dwarfs hate fast food restaurants? Cause most of them have medium and large.
My son asked me how I'm so clean, "inside out." I told him because of bleach. The next day, I found him drinking the bleach.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy. Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.
Parents: "I'm taking your toys to the orphanage." Kid: "Why?" Parents: "So you don't get bored there."
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf....ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
Do you know what you first feel when you shoot someone?
The recoil.
Where did JFK go in his car? I am not sure of his intentional destination, but he did go everywhere.
My advice to suicidal people: just hang in there. 🕺