Worst Jokes Ever
Who says Rihanna isn't charitable?
I mean, she found Johnny Depp for her fashion show by scouting for people living in tents down in Skid Row.
I was thinking about you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.
What are the differences between Santa and Joe Biden?
The kids actually want to sit on Santa’s lap.
What do you call a bad amputation?
A rip-off.
Did you hear about the guy who died of a Viagra overdose?
They couldn’t close his casket.
"You the bomb!" No, "you the bomb!" A compliment in America, an argument in Afghanistan.
Someone who was working in the tower must've put their phone on plane mode.
A missile hit a hospital earlier this morning. Fortunately, no one was injured - but 100 were killed.
My girlfriend called me a "pedophile", and I said, "That's a big word for a 5-year-old."
A beautiful woman is on the ledge of a bridge about to commit suicide.
A homeless man walks by her and says, "What are you doing?"
She says, "I'm going to jump!"
The homeless man says, "If you're going to kill yourself, do you wanna have sex with me first?"
The woman replies, "No way, creep! Never that!"
The homeless man doesn't seem bothered and says, "That's fine, I'll just wait 'til you're at the bottom."
Yo mama is so ugly, when she went trick or treating on Halloween 2016, the clowns thought she was their supreme leader.
A necrophiliac woman goes over to her friend's house after hooking up.
"Was it hung?" her friend asks.
"No, he was shot."
What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Black.
Why are priests called father? Because it's too sus to call them daddy!
A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on how to commit suicide.
The librarian says, “No, you won’t bring it back.”
why are people in japan so slim? because the last time a fatman came, they lost half their population.
I told my new girlfriend that my mother is deaf.
So she would have to speak loudly and slowly.
I told my mother that my new girlfriend is disabled. Now we wait.
What makes sad people jump? A bridge.
My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer. I said, "No, wait! I can change."
what do you call a white person having a seizure?
a vanilla shake.