Worst Jokes Ever
I wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift, but I couldn't find a manual.
I woke up one night and it was really dark in my room. Then my TV started to float out the window. I said, "Drop it, nig-"
What talks high pitched and can't fly?
A gay man in Iran.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?
I don't put my dick in a sandwich before I eat it.
Have you heard about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
Next time I'm at a restaurant, and they ask what I want to drink, I'm going to say "bleach".
What do you call a grown up with your sister? Your best friend.
What do you call a Russian man with three balls?
'Whodya nikabollokov'
Why do orphans become hookers?
They can call someone daddy.
What's a furry's favorite news network?
Fox!
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Your forehead is so huge, you don't have dreams, you have movies. Follow me on Instagram: _zer0x3.
Down Syndrome is already a joke.
If gay means happy, then I am now straight.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite planet? Uranus.
Just because she weighed as much as two women... Doesn't mean you had a threesome.
Yo girl... do you like squirrels, because I'm about to nut in your hole.
I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes.
The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked away with her cardboard box.
What did the octopus say to the other? "Let’s hold hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands."