Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't orphans never run all the bases in baseball? Because they can never make it home.
I got in big trouble the other day, though it was pretty unfair. Babies kick pregnant women all the time, and yet I got arrested anyways.
what's the difference between morbid humor & dark humor?
dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container.
morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers.
What do you get if you cross diarrhea with incest?
I don't know.
Neither do I, but it runs in the family.
You can understand depression if you are still in school and get bullied by bullies, punished by teachers, and scolded by parents for being that quiet kid who says nothing.
My doctor said I only have 1 year to live, so I killed him. Got sentenced to life in prison, problem solved!
Don't be scared of skeletons.
They don't have the guts for murder.
When the school shooter breaks into your classroom, so you try to say goodbye to your Roblox gf, but then the shooter's phone goes off.
People in plays say that everyone's life is a drama, but mine's a tragedy.
There is nothing funnier than my life. (Evan 2020)
My parents were concerned when I said I like to bleed, but at least I cut my risk of cancer and stroke in half.
A gay guy and a trucker get in a car crash.
The gay guy says, "Somebody call the police! This man just rammed into me!"
The trucker says, "What the fuck did you just say, fucker? Get over here, I'm gonna wreck your ass!"
The gay man then says, "It's okay, everybody, don't call the police! He wants to negotiate."
How do rappers keep themselves clean?
They drop SOAP BARS.
It's better being depressed and suicidal than being happy, know why? Happiness never lasts forever.
What’s a kidnapper's favorite shoe brand?
White vans.
They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.
Orphans go on vacation to the ancient pyramid to find a mommy.
What's the same with shoes and slaves?
When they get loose, you tie them up.
My dick was in the book of world records.
But then the librarian asked me to take it out.
I asked a kid at my work where his parents were. He started crying. Man, I don't know what I did. I'll ask another kid at the orphanage.