Worst Jokes Ever
why are people in japan so slim? because the last time a fatman came, they lost half their population.
What does a lesbian bring on the second date?
A U-Haul.
Me: Wanna hear a joke about my chin?
Friend: Nah, dude. It'll be too long.
What do you say when you see your TV floating away at night?
"Drop it, Jamal!"
I was walking today and I saw an emo with a noose looking up at a tree. I simply said, "Hang on there, bud!"
Why did the feminist fail algebra?
She couldn’t solve inequalities.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because his parents never came back with it.
Fortnite is just like high school. You get off the bus and start shooting everybody.
How do you find out if your kid is gay?
Lock him in a closet and if he comes out, he's gay. If not, he's dead straight.
What do you get when King Kong steps on Batman and Robin?
Flatman and Ribbon.
Parents: "I'm taking your toys to the orphanage." Kid: "Why?" Parents: "So you don't get bored there."
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I'm not too worried, I think she's joking.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away...
Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough.... 🥵🤣
If Jesus was real, they wouldn’t call it the crucifixion. They would call it crucifact.
What kind of exercise do lazy people do?
Diddly-squats.
Do you know what you first feel when you shoot someone?
The recoil.
My son asked me how I'm so clean, "inside out." I told him because of bleach. The next day, I found him drinking the bleach.
Where did JFK go in his car? I am not sure of his intentional destination, but he did go everywhere.
Why do dwarfs hate fast food restaurants? Cause most of them have medium and large.
My advice to suicidal people: just hang in there. 🕺