Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between meat and fish?
If you beat your fish, it'll die.
A skeleton goes sky diving. Doesn't come back in one piece.
A lion, Johnny Depp, and a hockey player from Nashville all have one thing in common.
They're all Predators!
what's the difference between my hand and my blade? my hand isn't sharp.
My girlfriend asked me if we could have anal sex, and I said, "What's that?" She said, "I fuck her ass." I said, "Oh, my uncle calls that shhhhh."
Unlike my syndrome, I keep my chin up. 🙌🏽😁
Me and my friend were roasting each other. She said, "You look like a Reese's cup." I replied, "You're so old, your pubic hairs are 50 shades of gray."
Yo mama's so stupid she got locked in Mattress World and slept on the floor.
What do you call a Communist sniper? -- A Marxman.
This year my friends wanted to dress up as crayons for Halloween. They asked me if I wanted to be a tan crayon. I didn’t want to, but I said yes to be nice. I wish I had said no, because now I look like a dick to everyone else.
Yo mama is so skinny, she can dodge raindrops.
I liked my life when I first got it... Later they said no because I didn’t have the receipt.
what is the fastest country? iran.
A lot of people ask why I only make jokes about Paul Walker and no one else.
Because they didn’t have as big of an impact as him.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can't unscrew a pregnant woman.
What's a similarity between a broken lightbulb and a pregnant woman?
They're both accidents.
Curry.
What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie? He doesn't walkie or talkie.
What starts off fun and ends in bankruptcy?
UNPROTECTED SEX.
Your mama so ugly that even Rick Astley had to give her up.
I bought my son a trampoline for his birthday, the ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair and cried.