That moment when the emo kid hangs himself in a bathroom stall, and the autistic kid thinks it's a pinata.
Worst Jokes Ever
Technoblade would love it here.
Two baked beans traveled around Australia.
They both ended up in Cairns.
I pushed a man in a wheelchair into a fire. Now we call him "hot wheels."
Little Johnny saw his dad getting head from his mom. Johnny asked what they were doing, and mom stopped and said she was fixing his dad's pants. Little Johnny says, "That explains what the lady next door was doing."
If abortion is murder, is jerking off genocide?
Jack and Jill went up the hill each with $20. Jill came down with $40. Fucking whore!!!!
If an orphan takes a selfie, isn't it basically a family portrait?
Yo Mama so stupid that when she saw a sign that said, “Airport Left,” she turned around and went home.
Q: How are Clocks like Pedophiles? A: They both stop at 12.
gay fish.
POV there’s a school shooting.
American: First time, European?
European: Yeah, you American?
American: No, not my first time.
I lost my driver's license today. I hit my ex with my car.
I saw a Cuban prisoner. I asked, "Why are you running from the cops?" He said, "I'M FREE AT LAST!"
How long does it take for a depressed person to change a light bulb?
5 days. & I’m pretty proud of myself.
What game does a suicidal person who is very bad at word or guessing games love?
Hangman.
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
Friend #1: "What's your favourite thing about trees?"
Friend #2: "Apples"
Me: "I can hang myself in them."
The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk.
Other girls want a guy who is 6ft, but does me being 6ft under count?
