Worst Jokes Ever
Where was Moses when the lights went out? - In the dark!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, he won't come anyway.
How do you start a rave in Africa? Stick a pizza onto the ceiling.
What’s the German word for BRA? Keep two from floppin'.
Yo, your hairline over here lookin' like the Nile River.
Emo kids counting be like: 1, 2, 3 come hang with me! 4, 5, 6 Gonna get new slits! 7, 8, 9 Suicide! 10, 11, 12 Bring some pills!
When the school shooter throws a smoke bomb into the classroom, and the autistic kid thinks it's a dance party.
Why does Bill Clinton wear boxers? -- To keep his ankles warm.
What's sad and has no life? The person reading this.
How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?
You nail its other hand to the ground.
Why do Nazis not wear necklaces, rings, and bracelets? Because they hate jewelry.
What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?
Sum ting wong.
Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it they have to climb the two tallest buildings in New York.
What's the difference between necrophilia and a choking fetish? 15 seconds.
I was on the Oregon trail with my friend's brother, Carl. He got cholera, so we threw him off the wagon. When we came back, he was having a seizure and pooping uncontrollably. It was pretty cholerious.
Why can't you kill a depressed person?
Because they are already dead inside.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to take Snoop Dogg for a walk.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to put Vin Diesel in her gas tank.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to mop the floor with Taylor Swift.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to ring Kristen Bell.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to skim Dwayne Johnson across a lake.
When your girlfriend has an abortion, it's kinda like dodging your own bullets.
My mom said I need Jesus in my life, so I drunk up the holy water ;}
Joe mama is so fat, Dora can't explore her.